Three weird things

[Guest hiringhairy]

I have been hiring for about a year now, once or twice a month to spice up my sex life. Sometimes, it's just me, sometimes it's my partner and I both. These three weird situations were all when it was just me. Any insight or commentary is welcome.

 

1. Young hairy guy, was supposed to fuck me but he kept losing erection when it came time to put it in. Since I rarely bottom and am a bit nervous about it, these delays caused me to back out and I just shot on his chest. What's weird is this guy left his watch at my place and then didn't respond to email or phone messages. I even offered to mail it.

 

2. Another young hairy guy. We had a so-so encounter and I told him so afterwards. We chatted online a few times and agreed to try again. This time went much better but when it came time to fuck and I handed him a condom he complained " You're going to make me wear one of these?". We had not had any discussion about barebacking and it is not something I would do. The fuck was good - if not a bit utilitarian -but I am hesitant to hire someone with such poor judgement again.

 

3. A regular guy that I hire at least once a month and who rocks our little domestic reality in a very good way. After a hot session he took a cell phone call and proceeded to have an argument with his "roommate". The subject was clearly his current whereabouts and doings. It was very uncomfortable for me and surprised me as he has always been highly professional around us. I have hired him again but it is not the same, I keep expecting something weird to happen (like his angry boyfriend barging in).

[Guest Kalifornia]

It has been a strange few weeks for me too. One regularly reviewed escort on this site, though a first time hire to me, came over. We were about to get into some anal action and he asked about condoms. I was in the other room and yelled top drawer of the nightstand to the left of the bed. Well he had left and right confused and while he did find the condoms in the other nightstand, he also found my badge, unloaded weapon and ID. He apparently became freaked out and left. Hey I tried to explain to him that officers are also gay and we do hire escorts. If I was to arrest him why did I just suck his cock?

 

Then I met this guy at a hotel in a different city but here in California. He was so loud and energenic that the front desk called to ask if we would keep the noise down.

 

A few days ago I was in thee Castro and picked up a hot looking guy about 23. We worked out all the arrangements and decided to go to his place and it was closet. When I arrived he kissed me a few times then asked for double his requested fee. I just found a few reviews for him on this site, well it looks like him, and they are pretty mixed.

 

Maybe it is earth's rotation or something.

 

 

Mark -Kalifornia

[marc anthony]

>It has been a strange few weeks for me too. One regularly

>reviewed escort on this site, though a first time hire to

>me, came over. We were about to get into some anal action

>and he asked about condoms. I was in the other room and

>yelled top drawer of the nightstand to the left of the bed.

>Well he had left and right confused and while he did find

>the condoms in the other nightstand, he also found my badge,

>unloaded weapon and ID. He apparently became freaked out and

>left. Hey I tried to explain to him that officers are also

>gay and we do hire escorts. If I was to arrest him why did I

>just suck his cock?

 

 

ROFL! Great story! :7

[Rod Hagen]

I shoulda known K-Hole was a pig.

[Guest Kalifornia]

>I shoulda known K-Hole was a pig.

 

A pig who has your tired, old butt covered }>

 

Mark -Kalifornia

[Bilbo]

HH - A speculation as to situation number one. You say that you don't get fucked very often. And that the guy is fairly young, if I remember you post right? One thing that almost never gets mentioned on these boards is that it is not always easy to fuck a virginal hole. The combination of fighting against a muscle that doesn't want to give in and having to be slow and gentle about it can be problematic. And if he is youngish and new to the business, it's possible that that caused his not being able to maintain an erection. And that his temporary impotence embarrassed him so much that he doesn't want to be reminded of it by revisiting the situation, ie. by even talking to you. Even though you sound like you are being very supportive about it, this is the kind of thing that can send a man to therapy if it happens repeatedly or at just the wrong time. You don't mention the cost of the watch, but it looks to me that the guy decided, perhaps unconsciously, that his pride is worth more than that watch, espcecially if he is continuing to escort and to base his success partly on that pride.

[+ Lucky]

"A virginal hole?" How many times does one have to get fucked before it is not virginal anymore?:-)

[Guest hiringhairy]

>"A virginal hole?" How many times does one have to get

>fucked before it is not virginal anymore?:-)

 

I get fucked about twice a year (this after many years of never getting it) so not a virgin but even guys with average size penises find it a bit snug. I do think he was afraid to hurt me and embarassed by the difficulties we encountered and by leaving his watch. It's a bummer because I would have given it a second try.

[Bilbo]

Zorba the Greek would say that you're a virgin every time, or something like that. However, I did say "virginal" not "virgin". Or, as Modonna's (not a virgin) song said, "like a virgin." I know I need to get more specific the first time. Oops, sorry. But, yes, I do think that most people who only get fucked twice a year or less would have a hole "like a virgin."