Weird Science, Part II (apologies to Huey)

[Rick Munroe]

If you could create the perfect escort, which qualities (physical, behavioral, etc) from which escorts would you combine to make your Cockenstein monster? (groan)

 

[ul][li]Butch aka Dred Scott's power shooting ability (nothing beats getting hosed down)

[li]My deep throat (to, for once, power pound someone's face without hearing a gag)

[li]Derek Ross's ass & dick (it's true, but I also know that by saying that, I get a nice dinner out & one less beating)

[li]Mike Grey's dick, too (I'll take the heat for that one)

[li]Bruno aka Joao Pauzao's dick (I really should get past dicks...there are more important qualities...like...umm...)

[li]...OK, Zack Mateo's lips (but I'd have to check out their kissability first) (and tongue is essential...who has the best tongue?)

[li]Franco DiSantis's ego (confidence is a turn-on)

[li]My sense of humor (wow, did I really choose myself twice? Forget Franco...make it my ego, too)

[alanalt]

Just so we're clear, Cockenstein would have three dicks? :7

 

Tries to visualize it...

 

Fails...

 

Alan (off in search of more caffeine)