Fin Fang Foom On Tony/Miami's Review

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Before ya'll get excited, or some of you get your knickers in a twist, this is not going to be a deconstruction of the review - merely an observation.

 

The reviewer says of Tony/Miami: The more we talked the more feminine sides came out of him. Not only the way he talked, walked, also the way he acted. Not a bit musculine as he described.

 

Now a little story of my own.............

 

A few months ago, I had a friend in from out of town who is a size queen - pathologically so. We were walking to dinner and as we were approaching the street corner I saw Tony/Miami standing at the corner with friends, waiting for the light to change. I discretely pointed Tony/Miami out to my friend and said he had a huge one and that I could show him pictures once we got back to the apartment. We reached the corner and were standing next to Tony and his friends when he opened his mouth to speak. Not only did a purse fall out, but the entire handbag department of Bergdorf Goodman. It was truly shocking since the guy looks so rough and tough. The only redeeming thing was that he didn't strike the "teapot posture" while he was talking. If he had, I would have pushed him into oncoming traffic, just to put him and us out of our misery.

 

If any of you are thinking about hiring him, be warned. You might want to emulate Dianne Weist in "Bullets Over Broadway" and instruct him: "Don't speak!"

 

Informatively yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Not only did a purse fall out, but the entire handbag department of >Bergdorf Goodman.

 

>If any of you are thinking about hiring him, be warned. You

>might want to emulate Dianne Weist in "Bullets Over

>Broadway" and instruct him: "Don't speak!"

 

The best solution is to keep his mouth so stuffed with cock that he CAN"T talk.

 

 

Thunderbuns

[Traveller]

The last time I saw Tony was a few years ago (and I saw him a few times during that period, loving that big tool of his) and he had the lisp, but I thought of it as one of those lisps that certain Spanish speakers seem to have. Especially those from Barthalona.

 

He always got that big cock rock hard when I was playing with him (and plowed me to Sun); although certain others on this Board have PMed me with stories which indicate that as of late he's getting very in tune with his feminine side. Too bad.

 

Later.

 

PS. Nice horse race for July's coverboy. My money's on the philly.

[Guest DickHo]

Not to mention that the last time I hooked up with him, we had a fight over a double dildo and I lost...he shoved most of it up his hole!

[Donnie]

Funny how FFF is constantly letting us know which muscular guys are effeminate. No one else brings it up as often. Makes one wonder just how mathculine FFF is. Poor thing really musta been picked on in school.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Funny how FFF is constantly letting us know which muscular

>guys are effeminate.

 

OK big mouth, since I'm "constantly" letting people know who's effeminate, I'm sure you can name THREE other SPECIFIC times (names please) I have done this. If you can't, then do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

 

If you're gonna accuse me of something, you'd better have the goods.

 

Tirelessly yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

>do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

 

Good, I really hit a nerve. Take your own advice, sis. Your anger proves my point.

 

>Tirelessly yours,

 

Tireless and yet oh-so-tired.

[Guest alanm]

First escort review posted here based on observation of an escort seen and heard on a street. I would have preferred a deconstruction of a review. OP must have a lot of free time available.

 

As others have mentioned, I too am sick of seeing FFF's name in the subject; the last subject: "Fin Fang Foom and Hooboy..." would lead

someone new to this site to believe the FFF and Hooboy mutually make

the policy here. If you have to do it FFF, please be aware that it undercuts your arguments because it imply an ego the size of Alaska.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Your anger proves my point.

 

And you've proven mine: you're a big fat liar.

 

Clarifyingly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>If you have to do it FFF, please be aware

>that it undercuts your arguments because it imply an ego the

>size of Alaska.

 

Cut the guy some slack. It's not an ego thing - I thinks it's just an individual style he has adopted. Why does it bug you so much?

 

Any style that can be brought to this board is very much needed :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Donnie]

>Cut the guy some slack.

 

Interesting. He doesn't cut the escorts any 'slack'. Why don't you tell him to cut Tony/Miami some slack?

[Donnie]

>First escort review posted here based on observation of an

>escort seen and heard on a street.

 

That's cuz we're dealing with a gossipy queen. Not the first time he's done this, actually.

 

>If you have to do it FFF, please be aware

>that it undercuts your arguments because it imply an ego the

>size of Alaska.

 

I think it also implies low self-esteem, which is true for many people with inflated egos. It compensates for their feelings of worthlessness, meaningless, and unimportance.

[taylorky]

>Any style that can be brought to this board is very much

>needed :-)

>

>Thunderbuns

======================================================================ROFLMFAO....what a fucking hyprocrite.doesn't this clown ever read the shit he writes.does his brain ever get out of 1st gear<<rhetorical question.................oh by the way i think fff is sort of cool.he has a real sick sense of humor ya gotta love him

[CT Dick]

>>Cut the guy some slack.

>

>Interesting. He doesn't cut the escorts any 'slack'. Why

>don't you tell him to cut Tony/Miami some slack?

 

Donnie, FFF challenged you to name three escorts he trashed for being effem. Can you? ;-)

 

Dick

[Guest Les]

Hey Mr. Foom...please don't stop deconstructing...they are always hilarious and I think usually well deserved. A highlight this dreary forum would surely miss. :'(

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Hey Mr. Foom...please don't stop deconstructing...they are

>always hilarious and I think usually well deserved. A

>highlight this dreary forum would surely miss. :'(

 

Until someone drops a house on me, I will continue to use my powers for good instead of evil.

 

Triumphantly yours,

 

FFF

[Rick Munroe]

>The only redeeming thing was that he didn't strike

>the "teapot posture" while he was talking. If he had, I

>would have pushed him into oncoming traffic, just to put him

>and us out of our misery.

 

Do we really need fag-bashing jokes on this site? What's next...wacky, crazy jokes about Matthew Shepherd? Will and some others got grossed out when nude pics of Madonna were recently posted by Les, and yet they silently allow this homophobic stuff to get posted without a word. Our self-hatred runs deep. :'(

[Donnie]

>Donnie, FFF challenged you to name three escorts he trashed

>for being effem. Can you? ;-)

 

It's not worth the effort of digging through archives but Scott ("don't touch my hair") Matthews and Trent ("scared little girl") Fosters come to mind right away. He's also made innumerous comments in general about muscular guys who aren't masculine, about masculinity in general, and has referred to muscular or masculine guys using feminine pronouns. The girl has her issues.

[phage]

Is this ridiculous political correctness or just more of your vendetta against FFF?

 

Guess what? Some of us don’t have much use for naked women. (Go figure!) Some of us don’t think we have to accept and approve of all men just because they happen to suck dick. Some of us have a darker sense of humor that goes beyond giggling over dick and ass jokes. Some of us even think it’s okay to poke fun at others (and by extension ourselves) without that making us “self-hating.”

 

Some of us also have long memories. It seems like FFF could post a “good morning” and you would find something inappropriate about it. Now who is stalking whom?

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>>Cut the guy some slack.

>

>Interesting. He doesn't cut the escorts any 'slack'. Why

>don't you tell him to cut Tony/Miami some slack?

 

Well - assuming FFF is telling the truth - what's wrong with his reporting that he found Tony/Miami nelly. It could be very useful info for anyone thinking of hiring him.

 

Besides - I'm in a magnaminus mood this week - in preparation for my trip to the Big Apple (do they staill call it that?)

 

Thunderbuns

[Rick Munroe]

.:7

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>That's cuz we're dealing with a gossipy queen

 

So now we're not supposed to enjoy gossip?

 

>I think it also implies low self-esteem, which is true for

>many people with inflated egos. It compensates for their

>feelings of worthlessness, meaningless, and unimportance.

 

Dr. Ruth should be quakeing in her boots - nothin' like an armchair shrink don'tcha know?

 

Thunderbuns

[Rick Munroe]

>Some of us even think

>it’s okay to poke fun at others (and by extension ourselves)

>without that making us “self-hating.”

 

OK...so please post your pic (body & face, please) so we can all poke fun at you. Also please post info about your job so we can do something to hurt your business. FFF is basically reviewing this escort and potentially causing him to lose business, without having ever hired him. For all we know, that wasn't even Tony that FFF and pal were eavesdropping on. Fun is fun but fair is fair.

 

>Some of us also have long memories. It seems like FFF could

>post a “good morning” and you would find something

>inappropriate about it. Now who is stalking whom?

 

I was merely expressing a complaint about his post. If you want to compare that to his stalking of me in person and thru private email, go right ahead.

[+ Lucky]

I agree, Rick, but I have challenged homophobia here before without much support. So, for the record, I think FFFoo has a homophobia problem. Just read several of his posts.

[Guest desertdaddy]

Internalized homophobia seems to be an ongoing problem in the gay community. Thank-you for your response, Rick. Later... Buck