Annoying Stripper

[Prime Muscle]

I just spent a week in Portland and hit the bars one night. The bar had strippers but I wasn't paying much attention to the dancers who were mainly located at the other end of the bar. I was getting hammered with someone I met who had a mutual interest in water-skiing and water sports (non-sexual). I wasn't interested in the strippers or even watching much of the show but a stripper interrupts. He was cute with a decent body but it was rude as hell. Thinking he was wanting a tip or lap dance, I polity said no thanks. He tried to get me involved so I again said no thanks. But the stripper would not leave me alone. Again I said no thanks and made it clear I was not interested and that he was wasting his time with me but that did not work either. The stripper even went behind the bar are refreshed my drink and told me what time he was available for more. Being an escort I wanted to give this dude the benefit and did not want to make a scene but I was getting really annoyed. The guy I was talking with knew the bartender and asked him to tell the stripper to lay off and that seemed to work although the stripper kept staring at me the rest of the night like I owed him a tip or something. I've only tried stripping a couple of times and was no good but I would never harass anyone for a tip. Without being a total ass, how do you handle annoying strippers?

[Houston Bonfires]

I am always a little suspect when "beautiful" people protest that they are unhappy when they are found to be beautiful by less than desirable people.

Give the kid a break and chalk this up to his being overwhelmed by your gorgeous personage; so good-looking in fact that he just couldn't keep his eyes off you. In my mind his attention was a less-socially accepted way of paying you a compliment. At any rate it seems the option of leaving was always yours to choose.

Feel free to visit Houston any time where you will be ignored by and with the best of them.

 

Mostly tongue in cheek,

 

Houston Bonfires

[Guest Thunderbuns]

I always thought "annoying stripper" was an oxymoron.

 

Thunderbuns

[+ Lucky]

That tongue fits the cheek well! I agree with you.

[Prime Muscle]

Well it never occurred to me that the stripper may have been hitting on me and, if so, I would have been genuinely flattered. It never crossed my mind that a stripper would be looking for a date while working, much less looking for a date with me. If that was the case, my utmost apologies to the stripper.

[Guest ortrud45]

Had a similar experience in Montreal, but ...

 

1) I'm no escort and quite older than you are.

2) I was sitting by myself at the bar. The stripper came by and asked

if I liked his show. As he was not my type at all I replied that I

had not paid attention to his dancing. He then bent forward and

whispered in my ear: "Do you want a private hot show?" When I de-

clined he put his hand very close to my crotch, starting to rub my

upper thigh and repeated his offer. I found this rather pushy and

told him that most probably, because of the loud music, he hadn't

heard my "NO".

3) He seemingly could not accept a no for a no, took my hand and

placed it on his bikini-clad-mound/dick and started to massage him-

self with my hand.

4) I got up, told him very clearly that I wasn't interested in his

services and asked him to leave me alone.

5) He did not take it well and sarcastically stated that I was a bo-

ring old fart.

 

Thoughts about my experience:

- This was unique, all other times I declined an offer the stripper

took it graciously and moved on.

- I found him very rude.

- But I have to admit, that if I had had the hots for him, his quite

"aggressive hunting" would not have bothered me.

 

Thoughts about your experience:

- I agree with you that the stripper was rude as clearly disturbing

your conversation with another guest of the bar/club.

- I guess he found you hot/goodlooking and he just wanted to drive

home his message that he was very much interested in getting it on

with you.

- If you found him hot, you could have eventually felt flattered, but

I know, that if there is no interest like in your or my case, we all

are usually more sensitive/susceptible about someones approach.

- By saying so I do not take his defense, rude is rude!

 

ortrud 45

[Guest YFSC]

>The stripper even went behind the bar are refreshed my drink

>and told me what time he was available for more. Being an

>escort I wanted to give this dude the benefit and did not

>want to make a scene but I was getting really annoyed.

>...

> Without being a total ass,

>how do you handle annoying strippers?

 

I think Houston B is right about him and why he was being so persistent with you. And he probably really wanted you to hire him. What's better than a romp with a gorgeous guy AND getting paid for it?

 

But in answer to your question, why not just tell him

......"OK. That time is good for me too. My rate is $250/hour."

Then either he will leave you alone, or you get to make a little extra dough on your trip to Portland. :7

[+ Unicorn]

He may have even just wanted a friendly word, and might have wanted to have sex with you at no charge. It's happened to me, and I'm not even a buffed boydbuilder such as yourself...

[BgMstr4u]

I agree -- the guy's persistence was annoying.

 

On the other hand -- when you go to a market, the help may ask you what kind of food you're looking for. When you go to a shoe store, they usually assume you are looking for shoes, and will ask you, sometimes several times, if you need help. It seems to me that if you go to a stripper bar, you just might be approached by a stripper. That he hung around you like a moonstruck calf and made it plain that he would do everything -- anything -- he could for you might seem like an appropriate response in the situation.

 

Another way to handle it: Twist his nipple, chuck him under the chin, feel up his abs and lats, and then, looking deep into his eyes, tell him that you would be happy to provide him the service you are best equipped to give, and break into infectious laughter, all the time including your friend in the joke.