Fin Fang Foom Wonders if Trevor Thinks We're Really THAT Stupid?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

After getting a bad review in March, Trevor has now gotten a postive review that is stinky-poo-poo.

 

The line that gives it away is:

 

He asked me for the $200 up front and I gave it to him knowing that all escorts use this policy.

 

Trevor darling, we all know that escorts don't use this policy - HUSTLERS do.

 

Then, Trevor, you give us a peek into your little fevered brain:

 

I think that maybe these other people had treated him like a robot and not a very special person that he really is. I got to know alot about him and he is very sucsessful and has been putting his earnings to very good use (not just one of those dirty stuipped escorts living day by day like most of them)

 

OUCH!

 

Trevor, you seem to have a little issue when it comes to "those dirty stuipped (sic) escorts living day by day". Are we not happy with our chosen "profession"? Are all those hours at the gym a desperate attempt by you to compensate for that fact that, inside, you feel you're not a "very special person".

 

Might I suggest, that, rather than getting your ass to the gym every day, you might, instead, get your ass to a therapist.

 

Let me speak for everyone here at the message board and say, we are deeply deeply deeply (someone name the movie please) concerned about you and want only the very best for you. Everyone of us knows you're a "very special person" and "not just one of those dirty stuipped escorts".

 

Lovingly yours,

 

FFF

[Traveller]

RE: Fin Fang Foom and small penises

 

F3,

 

Dude, you know that Trevor is Kirk's bro, Darren. He of the, help me Les, "When is too small...too small," really teenie weenie fame. The first review with 5" is one of the give aways.

 

Later.

[Guest chubsksesc]

RE: Fin Fang Foom Wonders if Trevor Thinks We're

 

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

 

When I read that review, I thought. "Does he really think we are going to buy this load of crap????"

 

It was so clear that this was a fraud. I fully expect him to respond to this string and defend his actions. But the very quotes from the review you sited are the very things he cannot argue away.

 

Guys. this one is a LOOSER!!!!!!!

[+ deej]

Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

You know, as soon as I saw that review I thought "well, at least FFF will have some fun with it". :+

[Guest Chazzz69]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

"I had so much fun with him I asked him to stay with me for two more hours."

 

So, Trevor walks in and gets his $200 up front for what appears to be a one hour appointment. He is so wonderful that our reviewer asks him to stay ANOTHER TWO HOURS. At the qouted rate that's an additional $400 smackers.

 

Now my questions - Did the awesome Trevor ask for his additional $400 in advance BEFORE continuing the appointment? Or did the fantastic Trevor extend his time and wait for payment AFTER the additional two hours was over? Furthermore, did the terrific Trevor just cut our reviewer a nice deal and extend the appointment another two hours at NO CHARGE?

 

Now that would be a deal, three hours for 200 buckeroos. :+

[chrismac]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

Poo-poo is right! I read that review and laughed and rolled my eyes at the same instant. I had faith F3 wouldn't let this one pass.

 

Self praise stinks. ;-)

[chrismac]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

By the way - the reviewer states that this is his third review, yet conveniently leaves out the names of the other two.

 

Now, who could those mystery men be? Hmmmm? Asks the Churchlady.

[Guest 7Zach]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

Well, Armando, really cute, but his review on Thurs was over the top. This one is clearly in the top 10 funniest yet.

 

His green eyes are from Brazil

The best emeralds, too, are from Brazil

Or so they say

Not the flawless green of synthetics

But green striated and with inclusions

 

His caramel skin, a gift of the Caribs

Ferocious cannibals of the New World

Or, mysterious tall Berbers

Who raped and civilized the Iberians

 

His face, ferocious and delicate

Portuguese, Carib, Moor embracing

White teeth approving

 

Armando has deflowered me and I bleed

Green eyes gentle on mine

Taut arms holding me

Hard chest warming me

 

My world is green and brown and white

Armando

[chrismac]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

Zach -

 

I had to go to the review itself just to see if it was really written like that.

 

Barf barf barf barf barf

 

(we need an emoticon of a little face grimacing with a finger in its mouth)

[Uncle Bill]

RE: Fin Fang Foom is predictable

 

This reviewer has made a major transition -- from puffery to poetry. After reading his review of Armando, I had to go back to his one other review (Sabastian in Philly). Amazing -- and I thought that I wrote glowing reviews. He obviously has something for Portuguese guys.

 

By the way, the gagging icon would be great.