Escort School

[Guest RushNY]

In another thread "Aarons response" if i remember right somebody mentioned about escorts who were "new"to escorting and hadn't fully figured it out.

This started a bizarre train of thought which basically is this if you had "Escort School" where you could learn all the tricks needed to keep your client happy when you were "on the job"as it were.Youcould have classes in Sucking,Rimming,Kissing,Fucking etc (now how many people would volunteer for the practicals :9 )and you could be graded accordingly also you might have classes in Seduction Techniques,How to deal with weirdo clients and client cleanliness.

If you passed all your classes you recieved a certificate which you could proudly display in your ads/websites/etc to show that a client would receive a guaranteed good time.

Would it work,and who would volunteer to teach classes and be the principal !.

Interested as always in your views(i'm now gonna go a lie down in a dark room :+

[Guest Les]

Would they give clients discounts like at barber schools? :7

[+ Unicorn]

Without wanting to appear to put down this line of work, I have to say that escorting is one of the only jobs I can think of which requires no training whatsoever. Sexual behaviors are pretty much instinctive. It does require a certain amount of physiological control in certain cases (i.e. the ability to take a pounding for a bottom, the ability to stay hard for a top, the ability to control one's gag reflex for an oral escort). It also requires the ability to "be nice" for the period of the hire (i.e. the ability to be attentive to an ingratiating towards the client). Nevertheless, there aren't many jobs which require no learned skills. Although an escort can certainly learn from his mistakes, the job needs no training period (even fast food employees need that). A guy could even be an escort while lacking even the most basic skills such as reading and simple arithmetic.

If he wanted to and had a pimp, you could even take the proverbial "Tarzan" straight out of the jungle, and have him working as an escort before he could even learn to speak or eat in public. If he really enjoyed this line of work, he could just kick his legs up and groan. He couldn't charge as much as a slick porn star with great interpersonal skills, but he could earn enough to sustain himself.

I don't mean to imply that there isn't a huge difference between a polished escort and one who's just escorting because he lacks any other skills. What I do believe, however, is that an escort who can't perform whatever it is he advertizes (top, bottom, oral), or who can't be nice to the client for the period of hire, won't be able to learn this in classes. Of course, your post may just be tongue-in-cheek...

[Guest RushNY]

Actually my tongue's so far in my cheek it's almost coming out of my ear :7

[Rick Munroe]

>Actually my tongue's so far in my cheek it's almost coming

>out of my ear :7

 

I can think of better use for your tongue. :9

[Guest RushNY]

I can think of better cheeks too !!!:9 :9 :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

The site http://www.joeyandcarlo.com offers an escort school, I only know it is on the site, I will ask the Twink Ho who is friends with them about it and report if anyone is interested. I am not sure if that is what is referred herein.

 

A good escort, even one who just spreads his cheeks open and lies back and takes it, is not going to be an inexperienced virgin and there are certainly plenty of reviews which indicate that guys are being judged on their skills or lack thereof.

 

While there may be no "formal training," there is training which happens with all of us, I believe.

[Guest jwraustin]

seems like the most important skill that needs to be taught in escort school is just how to really treat a client well....you get that down, and you got a great business. After all, its about taking care of the men you are with....right??

 

Treating a client right can go a long way towards making up for any short commings an escort might have.

[+ Axiom2001]

The more experiences one has the better the person becometh.

 

This thread is "wishful" thinking. I just had to respond.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Yes and No

 

>seems like the most important skill that needs to be taught

>in escort school is just how to really treat a client

>well....you get that down, and you got a great business.

>After all, its about taking care of the men you are

>with....right??

>

>Treating a client right can go a long way towards making up

>for any short commings an escort might have.

 

However if you want good head or to be well fucked or to fuck a power bottom for hours and that is not delivered on, how much are you going to want to spend on an escort who merely "really treats you as a client well." Conversely, I do agree fully with you, that an escort who gives great head, or fucks really well, but who does not treat you with courtesy, respect or in any manner in an appropriate and professional way, would more than likely not receive a return visit from you, a recommendation, or much of a good review. That has been the apparent case on certain reviews as well.

[+ deej]

>The site http://www.joeyandcarlo.com offers an escort school

 

Mitch Allmond in Chicago is also offering "consulting" services for newbie escorts. He includes digital pics, assistance with websites, and other marketing as well as reccommendations for "do's" and "don'ts".

 

Haven't heard whether he's had any takers. He'd just started it when he mentioned it to me, but I still see the ad every week.

[+ Charlie]

Many years ago I went to an escort appointment with "Rip Slade", a very hot blond top about 30. When I arrived, there was an attractive young brunette present whom he introduced as "Rock" (don't you love the names?). Rip asked if I would mind if Rock joined us, without charge, because he was Rip's new apprentice and was learning how to be a escort. Sure enough, most of the time Rock just observed, though occasionally Rip encouraged him to try something, and he was rather awkward. Two years later I made an appointment through an ad, and when I arrived at the apartment, it turned out to be Rock. He was polished and professional, but a few times I recognized choreographed moves that he undoubtedly learned from Rip.

 

Long live the old fashioned apprenticeship system!

[Bilbo]

While good sex can at time be accomplished merely by instinct, those who have had excellent or great sex know that, like any other art form or form of communication, for best results nothing beats training and experience.

 

One thing that I have read that the best k'estrachern (and - I think but can't remember where I heard/read it - geisha) (well, look at the tea ceremony) do is to provide their clients favorite food treats, either as foreplay or afters. (Just like all the best masseurs have pure water afterwards for their clients.) I can see knowing that with a repeat client, but what would anyone think if you were to ask them beforehands?