Strange review of Wolf from LA

[Guest ChefsSaltyChocBalls]

I don't think I've ever read a positive review that left me with such an unfavorable opinion of the escort. And though I feel sympathy for the client, who obviously doesn't know when he's being ripped off, I can't resist breaking this encounter down...

 

"I saw his ad His name is Wolf and it's under something stupid like dreams can come true in Hollywood."

 

Based on what followed in this encounter, it appears Wolf’s dream did in fact come true. Talk about leading the sheep to slaughter. Reading about this session made my skin crawl.

 

"The picture doesn't show his face (Which is to die for!) I think he must be a model or something."

 

No he’s an overpriced whore and a rip-off artist, you poor fool.

 

"I called he qouted me a price for outcall $300.00 for a nice massage and he was open minded and accepts tips. "

 

I’ve gotten cheaper quotes from the body shop – Wolf obviously knew in advance that this was a major fender bender. As if he wasn’t being greedy enough to charge 3 or 4 times the going rate for massage, he lets the client know he wants a tip, also.

 

"He would discuss much over the phone. It was nice and very polite."

 

I wonder if Wolf politely discussed the fact that he was going to gouge this guy for everything he was worth.

 

"I decided to give it a shot so I called back and gave him my address in Santa Monica. He was there in about 45 minutes as promised."

 

If someone calls me and tells me I just won the Lottery – come over and get the money -- I’m there in a flash, too!

 

"He was as tall as he promised and in fairly good shape."

 

Fairly good shape? For a $300 massage, all you get is fairly good shape? Talk about inflation.

 

"We sat and chated for at least 15 minutes before moving to the bedroom. Where I made payment of agreed amount which he counted and put in his Tumi Shaving kit."

 

Help me here. What the hell is a Tumi Shaving kit, and why does Wolf plan on shaving his "Tumi" in front of this client, anyway?

 

"We both got undressed I looked at his cock which was soft it must have been six soft."

 

I’m guessing Wolfie was doing everything he could here not to look at our hero’s privates at this point.

 

"Anyway he kind of massaged my back and …"

 

Kind of massaged you? Jesus, for $300, he should have performed Shiatsu, Swedish, Accupressure, realigned your vertabrae and licked your butthole, too.

 

"…then when he rolled me over he was stoking his hard cock. It was not the biggest at a little over 8 as advertiesed but I must say it was the most beautiful I have ever seen!"

 

I'm guessing this guy’s favorite novel is: Valley of the Penises, by Mr. Garrison.

 

"He started to massage me and I was so excited I asked him to fuck me! He asked if I had some tip money and it would cost a $1000.00! I was shocked but would have payed it if I had had it."

 

Cha-Ching! And I’ll bet it would have been worth every penny, too!

 

"Then I asked to suck him. He agreed to that for another two hundred. It was worth much more than that! Hard to explain, maybe we just had chemistry I don't know but I have never felt so good and excited about having anyones cock in my mouth."

 

Maybe Wolf’s cock was covered in chocolate or something. I can’t figure out how spending $500 to suck a guy off could feel like such a bargain.

 

It was a Saturday night, I think I was his last client of the day. He said he would give the end of day prize. He pulled out of my mouth and I wanted him to cum on me so I told him to. He shot the biggest load I had ever seen all over me and my cock which sent me through the roof. I had one of the best orgasms ever. He smiled wiped off with the towlets in his bag..." Casper

 

Talk about full service with a smile – Wolf even supplied the towlets. I’m guessing he operates like a hospital. Caspar isn’t going to like it when he gets the bill in the mail -- $100 for towlets. A visit from Wolfie ought to be covered under homeowners insurance -- right next to earthquakes, floods and locusts.

 

Not to start another flame war, but a while back, a poster was heavily criticized for taking advantage of a street hustler's undervalued services. Where are these same guys now that the shoe is on the other foot?

[Guest Blink]

Ha ha ha.... I fully aggree with you. And, if you noticed, Mr. Reviewer is a new reviewer too. I suspected that if he is not Wolf's friend, he is Wolf himself trying to tell us that no matter how pricey Wolf is...he is all worth it. I don't trust those new reviewers a lot but Hoo Boy seems to favor them. I have two reviews that submitted weeks ago that never saw the light of day.

 

I once called Wolf weeks ago and he told me that the $180 will get him to come to my place and get in my doo, anything after that is negotiable. Also, he was so vain in describing about how GREAT-looking he is. Poor guy...he has to con people to make them notice him.

[J-Man]

>Maybe Wolf’s cock was covered in chocolate or something. I

>can’t figure out how spending $500 to suck a guy off could

>feel like such a bargain.

 

Forget about Wolf's cock being covered in chocolate--- we want to hear more about the Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls!