Fin Fang Foom Muses on Escorts/Beauty/Excuses

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

I've got a few minutes before I get to an appointment so I thought I would make a little observation.

 

The prettier the whore the more guys will excuse inexcusable behavior.

 

The whole Billy "Bad Dye Job" Brandt brouhaha is a big snore. He gets paid to have sex on film. He WILLING takes a cock up his ass on video - all the while knowing it's going to be seen by the masses - and then he's upset that Falcon is actually going to let it see the light of day. I have a question for you BBDJB: "What the fuck do you think that check was for that you cashed? The pleasure of your company?" If he weren't pretty (and frankly, I think he looks hard) those of you who are feeling sorry for him would tell him to "suck it up and shut up". So what if they said it wasn't usable? They OWN you babycakes! You signed away all your rights to what occurred that day and if they wanted to post pictures of your cock-filled asshole on every street corner in America (I know, this example is a stretch) there would be nothing you could do about it because you AGREED to do it and you got PAID to do it.

 

I don't feel sorry for him in the least. He thought he was being fabulous. Now he knows differently. That's life honey. Stop all the bitching and moaning and get over it.

 

As for Mark Dalton: all these queens who think they've made such a deep and meaningful connection with him come running in to defend accusations against him bore me. Ladies, just because you've sucked on his armpit doesn't mean you know shit about him or what he thinks about you. You're totally captivated by his steroid induced "beauty" and you're blinded to the fact that more than likely he's a big homophobic closet case.

 

I've got more to say but I need to get to my appointment.

 

Abbreviatedly yours,

 

FFF

[+ Lucky]

To see your shrink?

[+ deej]

>The whole Billy "Bad Dye Job" Brandt brouhaha is a big snore.

 

Then why are you still harping on an issue you know nothing about?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Then why are you still harping on an issue you know nothing

>about?

 

Could you please be just a little more incoherent?

 

Vaguely yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>To see your shrink?

 

Believe it or not, I've never been to a shrink.

 

Levelheadedly yours,

 

FFF

[Donnie]

>>The whole Billy "Bad Dye Job" Brandt brouhaha is a big snore.

>

>Then why are you still harping on an issue you know nothing

>about?

 

Because he has no fucking life outside of this website.

[+ Lucky]

Donnie, where have you been? I missed you!

[+ deej]

>Believe it or not, I've never been to a shrink.

 

Believe it or not, we believe it.

[+ deej]

>Could you please be just a little more incoherent?

 

I could, actually. But I'm not the one that declared a topic a yawner and then went on to write lengthy paragraph about it.

 

If the topic so disinterests you, walk away. It's really a simple principle.

[Guest alanm]

I've hired Billy Brandt as an escort. The sex was great and Billy is an interesting person. I saw him during the period when he was getting ready to fly to California to shoot the infamous bottoming scene. Do I think Billy is my friend? Of course, I don't. I doubt that he even remembers me. We talked very lttle about his porn life.

But, we did talk about almost everything else. It was clear to me that Billy was going to have a tough time surviving the porn scene.

So I had a few evening of fun with a semi celebrity. If that bothers FFF, go on to another thread. Billy has only three escort reviews, yet is frequently discussed on this site. There must be some appeal there.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>If the topic so disinterests you, walk away. It's really a

>simple principle.

 

Not totally - it's like an alcoholic stopping after just one drink. Many people on this board [myself included] find the opportunity to make yet another comment hard to resist.

 

Perhaps Hooboy should start a 12 step program for us, similar to AA. :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Donnie, where have you been?

 

 

He's sort of like a message board herpes flare up - he blisters to the surface every few months and then goes away. We're all going to have to wait for him to scab over and then fall off.

 

Clinically yours,

 

FFF