Chad Donovan's reponse

[BewareofNick]

I am thinking to myself, if you are retired, why does your AOL profile look like this?

 

Member Name: CHAD DONOVAN

Location: WEHO CA..

Sex: Male

Marital Status: P*RN SUPERS*AR/ESC*RT

Hobbies: 5'9", 165 LBS., BL/BL,WELL DEFINED WORKED OUT BODY, 10.5" X 6.5" OF BEAUTIFUL CUT PIECE OF MEAT!!

Computers: AVAILABLE FOR TRAVEL. 24/7. TOP. 26YEARS OLD. 95% REPEAT BUSINESS! CALL ME! THIS PROFILE IS FOR WORK ONLY! SERIOUS ONLY!

Occupation: SUPERSTAR!

Personal Quote: WORK IT OUT!!

Hometown HomePage: http://hometown.aol.com/chaddonovanxxx/

 

Now correct me if I am wrong, but the above would seem to indicate that Miss Diva Donovan is still escorting. She had ads on Escorts4you and such, but we all know that those sites are unreliable at best as far as up to date escort ads.

 

Chad is of course represented in his non-escort work by David Forest ( http://www.ForestMen.com ), and I can't imagine the person described in the questionable review being Chad. However, his pissy attitude in his response speaks volumes in and of itself.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

IMHO, she crazy.

 

And, more than likely, the bad review is for real.

 

I'm struck by a few things:

 

1) Her embarrassingly inflated sense of self. Twice in her (still active) AOL profile she refers to herself as a "superstar". She's a legend in her own mind. She's short, scrawny and that big cock of hers never gets hard on video - she always has to choke it at the base to fuck a guy and finally get off. These less than stellar attributes are not what make a "superstar".

 

2) Math is not her strong suit - 12/21 - 4/23 is four months, not six. I'm sure she applies the same math to her cock size - and her HEIGHT.

 

3) HER ENTIRE AOL PROFILE IS IN CAPS AND HAS LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS JUST IN CASE THE READER DOESN'T GET THAT WHAT SHE IS SAYING IS REALLY IMPORTANT!

 

Can you tell I loathe queens like Miss Diva Donovan? She behaves like she's the Diana Ross of escorts.

 

Contemptibly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest topbear]

Fin Fang Foom Rules!

 

I've been meaning to post this for ages, and I think it's finally time: I *love* Fin Fang Foom! Seriously -- he arouses quite a bit of controversy on the site, but NO ONE writes with as much wit, insight and energy as he does! Keep up the great work, FFF!

 

Appreciately yours,

Topbear (London)

[hotmale at hotmail]

She's also still on boyzusa.com

 

http://216.2.103.53/cgi-bin/show.cgi?mode=3&site_id=01&ctg_id=EM&ad=001700001

 

FinFan... loved the response (especially the math)

[BewareofNick]

I e-mailed Miss Donovan under an assumed AOL identity and received this response:

 

Hi Hal,

I will be in San Fransisco this weekend. Sorry! Matbe another time. Thanks, CD

 

========Original Message========

Subj: Escort

Date: 4/23/02 10:33:39 PM Pacific Daylight Time

From: xxxxxxxxxx

To: ChadDonovanXXX

 

 

 

I will be visitng Weho this weekend and would like to set up an appointment. I've been a big fan of your video work. Please let me know. Anytime Saturday or Sunday is fine.

 

Thanks,

Hal

 

So much for the part about being retired.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

BUSTED![/font color=red]

[/font size=72]Giddily yours,

 

FFF

[+ Axiom2001]

Accolades and bravo to FinFan. Yes, yes, yes you wrote this response with much gusto, and I agree with those salient points of yours regarding the "pissed off" escort who apparently did not live up to "her" reputation.

 

When I read the review as well as the response-- I was perplexed much more by the response than I was with the review. I really felt empathy for the reviewer who apparently was treated with contempt. The client will survive: will "Ms Donovan"?

[swallowU]

>

BUSTED![/font

>color=red]

[/font size=72]Giddily yours,

>

>FFF

 

So, I guess one could draw the conclusion that Miss Donovan's reply ot the review was BS...and that it was indeed an accurate account of events....

 

She's pretty... but dumb.... guess all the blood is in the other 'head'

 

[BewareofNick]

"The city is Los Angeles. I work here. I'm a cop. Just the facts ma'am."

[HooBoy]

>I e-mailed Miss Donovan under an assumed AOL identity and

>received this response:

>

>Hi Hal,

> I will be in San Fransisco this weekend. Sorry! Matbe

>another time. Thanks, CD

>

>========Original Message========

>Subj: Escort

>Date: 4/23/02 10:33:39 PM Pacific Daylight Time

>From: xxxxxxxxxx

>To: ChadDonovanXXX

>

>

>

>I will be visitng Weho this weekend and would like to set up

>an appointment. I've been a big fan of your video work.

>Please let me know. Anytime Saturday or Sunday is fine.

>

>Thanks,

>Hal

>

>So much for the part about being retired.

 

This really does not prove anything.

 

He turned you down. Had he accepted, then you would have a case, but you have nothing. The following posts are nothing more than embarrassing.

 

This guy is not a Friend of this site for sure, but please do not flame him needlessly.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>This really does not prove anything.

 

Something tells me that you thought OJ was innocent since no one took a picture of him standing with the bloody knife over Nicole's butchered corpse.

 

>He turned you down. Had he accepted, then you would have a

>case, but you have nothing. The following posts are nothing

>more than embarrassing.

 

No, he didn't "turn him down" - he told him he wouldn't be in town when Hal was and in fact added "maybe another time". Hal was in town only for THAT weekend. If Miss Diva Donovan (aka MDD) wasn't escorting anymore, he would have said: "SORRY BUT I AM NO LONGER ESCORTING! I AM NOW IN A RELATIONSHIP! I'M USING MY SUPERSTAR STATUS TO BECOME A SUPERSTAR DIRECTOR BY USING OTHER SUPERSTARS LIKE MYSELF!"

 

But he didn't say that did he? No, he basically said: "The next time you're in town let me know and if I'm also in town we'll hook up."

 

>This guy is not a Friend of this site for sure, but please

>do not flame him needlessly.

 

Speaking for the class, we all feel chastised.

 

Unrepentantly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest JackLA]

Retired or not, who cares? Always LOTS of hot better choices in LA that aside from being better looking, are also nice, so why even think about hiring someone who is obviously such a loser? You can always take certain reviews with a grain of salt, but Miss Donovan has done more damage to her image with her own words than any reviewer could EVER do. And the other posters are right. Between the ads on the different escort sites and the AOL profile, she is clearly still hustling. But again, who cares? With all that attitude CD doesn't sound like much of a good time to me. She may have a big cock, but based on the pictures on the boyzusa site it's obvious she's put on a LOT of mileage and she's not as young as she used to be. Miss Donovan's fifteen minutes are definitely up. NEXT!!

[BewareofNick]

>This really does not prove anything.

>

>He turned you down. Had he accepted, then you would have a

>case, but you have nothing. The following posts are nothing

>more than embarrassing.

>

>This guy is not a Friend of this site for sure, but please

>do not flame him needlessly.

 

 

Just trying to prove a point, Hoo. But that sounds like a challenge if I have ever heard one!!!

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

What About Rod Hagen?

 

>I've been meaning to post this for ages, and I think it's

>finally time: I *love* Fin Fang Foom! Seriously -- he

>arouses quite a bit of controversy on the site, but NO ONE

>writes with as much wit, insight and energy as he does! Keep

>up the great work, FFF!

 

 

By the way, one of the Twink Hos, who does indeed aspire to PORN SUPERSTARDOM -- even as he swear he will make me a crastati if I were to ever use his stage name in one of my posts -- said that Mr. Donovan is a reasonable man on the set, has done his homework as a director and looks exceedingly well-rested.

 

Retirement must become him.

[BewareofNick]

From today's NEWS column on this site:

 

Newest comments are at the top of each section.

 

From Chuny, 4/26/2002

 

Mr. Chad Donovan is appearing

this week at the Nob Hill Theatre and is running an

escort ad in our local gay paper the BAR. So much for

that little tirade he recently submitted to your site!

Thanks and I hope all is well.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>From today's NEWS column on this site:

>

>Newest comments are at the top of each section.

>

>From Chuny, 4/26/2002

>

>Mr. Chad Donovan is appearing

>this week at the Nob Hill Theatre and is running an

>escort ad in our local gay paper the BAR. So much for

>that little tirade he recently submitted to your site!

> Thanks and I hope all is well.

 

 

HooBoy, we await your thoughts.

 

Patiently yours,

 

FFF

[HooBoy]

>>>HooBoy, we await your thoughts.<<<

 

I addressed the issue on last night's upload.

 

Click on Southern California.

[BewareofNick]

That works for me!

[BewareofNick]

This is what Hoo posted, BTW:

 

4/26/2002: Readers are reporting that Chad Donovan is not only dancing at Nob Hill this weekend, but he has an escort solicitation ad in BAR.

 

So I think we can say without fear of recrimination that Chad was not truthful in his response to his negative review. The unfortunate part is that if the review is untrue, Chad has done more damage to his reputation with his response than the actual review ever could have done.

 

That's sad.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>That's sad.

 

Yeah. I'm really torn up about it.

 

}>

 

Sardonically yours,

 

FFF

[mmk]

I just got back from spending last week in San Francisco. The weather was fantastic and if you are in the city up until June 28th, go to the SF Musuam of Modern Art and check out Christian Marclay's Video Quartet. This features a montage of film fragments that show people making noise, singing, playing instruments, etc. It is very mesmerizing. (Just want to show that my trip was not all sex and drinking and pillaging)

 

ANyway, I did go to the Nob Hill Theatre when I was there and saw Chad Donovan perform. He was very friendly and very nice to the patrons in the audience. I did tip him $20 dollars and he more than let me suck his dick for a few minutes. (There were about 6 other people in the audience when I saw him and I was the only one who did. I would assume that the others did not tip that much)

 

I did ask him how much for a private show and he said $200.00 in a hotel room but he did say that he was kind of booked up for a few days. I asked about a private booth in the back and he kind of brushed off the question. Even though he has an incredibly huge, thick dick (it truly was one of the biggest ones that I have ever seen), I passed on it. He did look very well but he is not looking as fit as he once was. He is far from fat or out of shape but I have seen him look better in some videoes.

 

I guess my question would be, if he does not escort anymore, then what is the $200.00 for? (Maybe he wanted to cohost a Tupperware party?)

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Pool Party

 

Jeff Stryker, who does not claim to be retired, was stroking his ample appendage at the pool party, albeit in the private, models only cabana, though it was not difficult to get inside.

>

>I guess my question would be, if he does not escort anymore,

>then what is the $200.00 for? (Maybe he wanted to cohost a

>Tupperware party?)

 

 

Have you not ever been to a porn star hosted tupperware party? They are fun. From the dildo shaped cupcakes to the red white and blue trail mix that you dip into the creamy white substance that looks suspiciously like Nivea to the frothy pale yellow tea, which as deliciously cold whether hot right out the tap or chilled over ice, and every single guest leaves with a parting gift.

 

:7

 

Do you remember when plastic was a neat invention and not an everyday condition?