Fin Fang Foom Relates an Appalling Story

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Recently, my closest friend in the world hired a very VERY famous West Coast escort (who will remain nameless) while he was here in NYC. My friend, who I'll call Joe, was looking forward to it because the guy is hot and Joe had been "admiring" him from afar for quite some time. Their time together was fine, albeit a little mechanical, but that's not what's appalling.

 

This is..........

 

During their post-coital chit chat, the escort mentioned that a friend of his wanted him to go to Ground Zero and jerk off on all the carnage. Joe was taken aback and said: "Well you're certainly not considering doing that, are you?" The escort replied: "I think it would be really hot but I don't want to get arrested."

 

I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLY HOT?!?!?!?!?

 

Speechlessly yours,

 

FFF

[Guest DCeBOY]

this is ANY more appalling than finding swastikas, NAZI uniforms, or other NAZI emblems/paraphernalia to be turn-ons?????

 

incredulously...

E

[Guest tmbg]

>Recently, my closest friend in the world hired a very VERY

>famous West Coast escort (who will remain nameless) while he

>was here in NYC.

 

This "Appalling Story" is a Non-Story without a name. How can one comment on something that isn't noted?

 

You might as well made it about a Priest and a Rabbi as your friend's experience is completely empty as you have written it.

 

I am always amazed and a little confused why people will post something with a vague reference to a person without mentioning a name. I am also confused about the tag the escort has been given. I have never heard of a "famous escort." What standards does one need to meet to become a "famous escort." Are we talking about Matt Damon here? Becaue if we are I need a contact number :-)

 

Cheers! Ritchie

[Guest tmbg]

>this is ANY more appalling than finding swastikas, NAZI

>uniforms, or other NAZI emblems/paraphernalia to be

>turn-ons?????

>

 

Yes we all hate Nazis, I would like to think that anyway.

 

Cheers! Ritchie

[+ Unicorn]

After all, FFF, you're always the one who asks others to "spill the beans"! ;-)

[Guest Sports]

Is this another Mark Dalton story?

[Guest Charon]

Some people shamelessly celebrate life in the face of monstrous evil. I am giving the person the benefit of the doubt (since it doesn't sound remotely 'hot' to me), but I can see how some people could think so, and not necessarily be monstrous themselves.

 

Whether it is appalling to me depends a great deal on the why of it. I'm not sure I'd ask, however, since it feels like the conversational equivalent of picking up a large rock and examining its underside.

[duke37]

I guess in some way I could see someone thinking of it as a life affirming act in the face of all the bloodshed. It doesn't make sense to me but I guess I could see it that way.

 

However I really have doubts anyone could go through with it. In November when I went to the site all I could do was try not to cry (unsuccessfully).

 

Jeff