Oh my god!

[Rick Munroe]

This is a first. I just read my latest review, by "SFLeon," and it got me so hot, I think I want to hire myself! I'm totally serious. I'm sitting here hard as a rock, reading about my cocksucking skills. Is that a demented, totally egotistical escort mind or what? I think I'm in lust...with me.

[Guest jeffOH]

Works for me!}>

 

JEFF

jeff4hire@aol.com

[Guest DevonSFescort]

Way to breathe through your nose, Munroe! You're such a great role model... :* :+

[+ imagooddog]

Man, Rick, it sure got me going this morning when I read it!:7 If

you ever make it to southwest Florida, please let me know. Sure

could use you down here.:o :o :o

[Guest JustANametoPlay]

Rick you are good, but not h at good my friend. Now this hot guy Derek is another story ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

I can live with that! (Oh yeah, I already do) :-)

[+ Axiom2001]

>This is a first. I just read my latest review, by "SFLeon,"

>and it got me so hot, I think I want to hire myself!

>I'm totally serious. I'm sitting here hard as a rock,

>reading about my cocksucking skills. Is that a demented,

>totally egotistical escort mind or what? I think I'm in

>lust...with me.

>

 

Hey Man,

 

For approximately seven months, I have become "hooked", or shall I say "addicted" to M4M Escorts Reviews. I've read all of your and your partner's reviews and have been quite impressed, but your most recent one hailing you as the "Master" of cocksucking really convinced me that I MUST definitely attempt to see you when I am on the East coast this coming summer. I, too, had wanted to see you when you were in SF in January; things did not materialize as I had hoped; you did send me a very amicable email though regarding setting up an appointment when you did arrive in "the City" (SF) as we call this glorious place!

 

My wishes/dreams just might eventualize! My nibs are getting ripe in my writing this response to you!! (Is that your ass shot in the upper left-hand corner of your messages?):9 :9

[tedbear]

Rick is one of only two guys who have been able to make me cum spontaneously, while sucking me. I was so enraptured by his cocksucking, I had no idea I was about to blow! And the other guy was a guy I'd been seeing for a while. I usually have to get to know a new guy before I'm fully comfortable with sex, but Rick had me there at our first meeting.

 

Rick--I've gotten a new assignment so there's hope I'll be coming back to NYC. I'll be sure and connect when it happens!

 

:7

[Guest Kevin 2]

<(Is that your ass shot in the upper left-hand corner of your messages?)>

Of course thats Rick's famous ass in the upper left corner of all his post!

On the subject of Rick's review by SFLeon what shocked me the most was this guy said Rick's ass was TIGHT. I figured as much attention as that thing gets it would be um..what should I say hear..easier to get into. }> I guess Rick must have those ASS CRUNCHES down pat by now! ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

>...what shocked me

>the most was this guy said Rick's ass was TIGHT. I figured

>as much attention as that thing gets it would be um..what

>should I say here..easier to get into.

 

I have to laugh when I read things about my "overused hole" (I'm quoting Ethan) because it really isn't true. As much as I want it, I don't get fucked often...because (a) I am often a top, and (b) well, I guess rimming a hot ass while getting blown is more popular than fucking! :9

 

Also, my sexual history is really not so exciting and I'm not ashamed of that. I'd been completely monogamous for most of my adult life when I started this job (think Barbra Streisand in For Pete's Sake...the faithful housewife who starts doing in-calls). I bring that kind of mindset to this job (e.g., I hate orgies!); and I think part of the credit for my ability to make my clients feel like they are my lovers goes to Derek. Making love to him (whether as a top or a bottom) was where I got my sexual training in my 20's, not from multiple anonymous hookups. I can only approach sex in this way. When I'm with someone, I transpose Derek onto them and I truly feel like I "love" them for that moment in time...even if I'm acting like a total whore. It's hard to really explain but it works for me and, I think, for my clients.

 

>I guess Rick must

>have those ASS CRUNCHES down pat by now!

 

LOL You mean squats? I hate ass exercises. I always skip them. I am so lazy...I just rely on what Mother Nature gave me.

[Rick Munroe]

>My nibs are

>getting ripe in my writing this response to you!! (Is that

>your ass shot in the upper left-hand corner of your

>messages?):9

 

Yep, that's my trademark. Thanks, Axiom. I'll be back in SF in May, so I can see you there or here. I just want to know, tho...what the heck is a nib, let alone a ripe nib? It must be a west coast term.

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>When I'm with someone, I

>transpose Derek onto them and I truly feel like I "love"

>them for that moment in time...even if I'm acting like a

>total whore. It's hard to really explain but it works for

>me and, I think, for my clients.

 

Wow, maybe I should transpose Derek onto MY clients, too... :+

[Rick Munroe]

>Wow, maybe I should transpose Derek onto MY clients, too...

 

Silly boy...transpose what you love the most in the whole world (your nipples?) :*

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>Silly boy...transpose what you love the most in the whole

>world (your nipples?) :*

 

Then I'd be wanting my clients to pinch and chew on themselves... :o

[+ deej]

>I guess rimming a hot ass while

>getting blown is more popular than fucking! :9

 

[h3]It is with me![/h3]

 

Well ... almost. :9 It's a great warmup, anyway.

[Rick Munroe]

>It's a great warmup, anyway.

 

I never rim so I wouldn't know...but is it the same for the rimmer as for the rimmee? A hot tongue up my hole makes me crave cock up there.

[bluenix]

>I never rim so I wouldn't know...but is it the same for the

>rimmer as for the rimmee? A hot tongue up my hole makes me

>crave cock up there.

 

I'm feeling silly (read: shitfaced drunk), and this is the Deli, so I'll admit that this post makes me wonder: what escort goes with what "condiment" (slathered in the crack or otherwise):

 

mayonnaise

truffle cream

French's mustard

Dijon moutard

Ketchup

Marinara

Ra(u)nch Dressing

 

 

That is all.

[Rick Munroe]

>what escort goes with what "condiment" (slathered in

>the crack or otherwise):

 

Since I've had it done to me a few times, put me down for Hershey's syrup. :9

 

>mayonnaise my Derek because he's my goy-toy (& because he hates that I just put this)

>truffle cream Talvin

>French's mustard Ness (he's got a French hot dog)

>Dijon moutard Matt of London

>Ketchup Dean Coulter (that ass is pure beef)

>Marinara Joey Ciccone

>Ra(u)nch Dressing Jacob (aka LaToya)

 

I hope TT is seeing what we've degenerated to. :+

OK I'm off to work...and not a moment too soon!

[+ Axiom2001]

>>My nibs are

>>getting ripe in my writing this response to you!! (Is that

>>your ass shot in the upper left-hand corner of your

>>messages?):9

>

>Yep, that's my trademark. Thanks, Axiom. I'll be back in

>SF in May, so I can see you there or here. I just want to

>know, tho...what the heck is a nib, let alone a ripe nib?

>It must be a west coast term.

 

Rick, I prefer "nibs" to "nips"! To me it's one of my idiosyncratic words. I like to pronounce aunt differently, too. I don't like "ant"!

Just thought I'd respond since you inquired. (Nib is not a West coast thing; I wish it were! Take care!

[Rick Munroe]

I get it...it's like "azz" and "aiight"?