This past weekend...clients requiring a 911 escort response.

[Guest Derrick]

I've noticed three times this weekend that clients wanting an immediate response to there location or nothing.

 

I think I should charge extra for such a rapid deployment?

 

Then I had an excutive level type of guy think that $100 was a reasonable fee for an out call of 1 hour......I mean come on these

guys are being demanding.........but I guess I have to develop my

Sexual Assault Response Team for my more needy customers.

 

As far as Mr. Cheapo, I said no, I will not compromise an industry standard for anybody.

 

 

Derrick:P

[guyinsf]

I'm confused here. If you are available and someone wants you to go over to his place, why would you need to charge extra for this? If you only want to do calls scheduled in advance, you can just decline the offer. I know that I always schedule in advance with my "regular" escort, but most of the times that I hired escorts unknown to me, both they and I wanted to get together right away.

[Bastian]

I think the point is that while he may have been available to schedule appointments, he was unable to immediately/ drop what he was doing and rush to the meeting. The fact that escorts may be waiting in line at the store, or halfway through their workout, or eating dinner with their family doesn't seem to occur to these clients. Not to mention the amount of time required to make sure one is thoroughly clean and physically prepared for the encounter. Perhaps some of these same types are the ones to complain about an escort's appearance/hygiene after the '911', 'now or nothing' demands are placed. A very small percentage of escorts can afford to decline potential clients repeatedly, and I'm sure the good ones bust their hump trying to appear kempt and relaxed after preparing under rushed conditions. In a perfect world, Miss Cleo or Dionne would be our managers and call first, saying, "Honey, someone's going to call you in an hour and fifteen minutes, better start getting ready, and don't forget you've got travel time too so get a move on!" If you were calling a locksmith I could understand the need for speed, but unless you catch sight of 'plumber's crack' as they bend over, I think that's as intimate as it gets.

 

Or am I wrong here? Do escorts need to stay in 100% readiness during their advertised hours? Do they have to stay alone or with other escorts to avoid having to excuse themselves from those not 'in the know'? Some rely on public transportation. Is the bus stop or train station terminal to become their base of operations, or does a certain economic and material level prohibit a guy from 'hanging his shingle' in the first place? Is striving to make every appointment as near perfect as possible something to be penalized?

 

>I'm confused here.

 

Me too.

 

Wet behind the ears, (really, I just re-showered) :-)

 

Bastian

[Bastian]

The above isn't meant to be 'shouty', I didn't close my boldface properly, sorry.

 

Guess I was too worried about not getting the keyboard wet! :+

I promise I'll baby oil the bod before posting from now on...:7

 

Bastian (happy, shiny Bastian holding...?)

[Guest Ivanhoe]

>Do escorts need to stay in 100% readiness during their advertised hours?

 

Only if they're in the military. :+ I love those boys in uniform. :9

[Guest Derrick]

Thank you Bas......you made me feel better, there were so many good

points made in your response. I live in South Beach, so YES! public

transportation is most economical way of traveling, except when

I'm called to one of the rich islands......(Star Island or Palm Island) then I have to use a Taxi; but those clients are the exception

they insist on paying me upon arrival and are considered VIP clients.

 

Repeat: They insist on paying upon arrival, but I just put it in my suit jacket and continue the conversation like nothing was ever exchanged, moving on ....

 

Last night I get a call @ 1:30am for 68th Street and I'm on 7th, the guy realized after I spelled it out to him, it would take minimally

20 minutes to get there, plus like you said I haid to prepare

the "goods" which given my fastest would take 15-20 minutes.

* This is why on my first line where I advertise it says in bold;

"SOUTH BEACH". I am moving headquarters shortly, to a bigger more private place, and I will move my main call line to a cell phone,

any one who says we don't work hard for our money is crazy.

 

I have had to create an ellaborate cover-story on why I have 2 or 3

sets of clothing out on hangers ready for an immediate "departure".

 

IT GETS BETTER: then these guys wonder why $150 or $200 is too much.

unfucking real or these hagglers, but as a professional I just remain

calm and polite.

 

I wonder what Mother Threasa would say about this.

 

 

Derrick, who thanks Bastian for his support.

[guyinsf]

Perhaps I should clarify my previous response. I think that arriving at a client's house within about 45-90 minutes is as close to "immediate" or "rapid" as I would think anyone would expect, unless you and the client both live in a VERY small town. If a client thinks you should be able to get to his place in 10 minutes, ready to go, that does seem unreasonable.

[Bastian]

>Thank you Bas......you made me feel better, there were so many good

>points made in your response.

 

You're welcome.

 

>Last night I get a call @ 1:30am for 68th Street and I'm on 7th, the guy realized after I spelled it out to him, it would take minimally 20 minutes to get there >

 

Late night callers do have a reputation for being the most unrealistic in their demands. A few months ago I was asked to make a trip to another city at 1am for a potential client. Not only was it beyond my advertised hours, I also happened to be ~3 hours away, which we had discussed extensively in e-mail. Being the kind of guy I am, I spent 20 minutes explaining why it wasn't a reasonable request (even with his offer to hire limo service), and that I was open to scheduling in advance. The appointment has yet to materialize, although I do get friendly, non-committal e-mails from time to time.

 

>any one who says we don't work hard for our money is crazy.

 

Maybe not crazy, but adding the word 'circumspect' to their vocabularly would do us all wonders.

 

>IT GETS BETTER: then these guys wonder why $150 or $200 is

>too much.

>...unfucking real or these hagglers>

 

I seem to bore the board when I ask economic questions, and the negotiating issue has been beaten to a bloody pulp. But I am confused when men want discounts significantly less ($50-$80 in my experience)than the going rate for the area. It's understandable that $200/session may be too expensive for some people, and getting the most bang for your buck is the American way. When an escort sets $150/session rates, following the example of one the longest existing and respected agencies in the US, why do so many people feel gouged?

 

>Derrick, who thanks Bastian for his support.

 

Bastian, who finds supporting common sense rather easy

[+ deej]

<<Late night callers do have a reputation for being the most unrealistic in their demands. >>

 

The ones that make me shake my head in wonder are the guys who send *e-mail* at midnight and want to get together immediately.

 

A friend gets these all the time and we laugh about them. Who in their right mind expects an escort to be reading e-mail 24/7?

 

One guy wanted my pal to head out to one of the distant suburbs about 60 minutes away at 1am. He settled for an appointment in the city on another day, then started haggling over price. When THAT didn't work, he offered double the fee if my firend was willing to get fucked bareback.

 

He was told that perhaps a different escort would suit him better. }>

 

You guys really do put up with a lot of game playing by a lot of clueless inDUHviduals. (apologies to Scott Adams) My hat is off to you.

[MiamiLooker]

>Then I had an excutive level type of guy think that $100 was

>a reasonable fee for an out call of 1 hour......I mean come

>on these

>guys are being demanding.........but I guess I have to

>develop my

>Sexual Assault Response Team for my more needy customers.

>

>As far as Mr. Cheapo, I said no, I will not compromise an

>industry standard for anybody.

>

>

>Derrick:P

 

 

Whether or not it's considered a reasonable fee, I don't know, but I do know from personal experience that there are several hot guys in Miami and Ft Lauderdale area that do outcalls for $100.

[Guest jeffOH]

My advertised hours of availability are 9am-midnight every day, but it never fails that guys will call in the middle of the night. I turn my ringer off at midnight. Most of the guys calling late at night are

drunks/druggies and I'd rather not deal with them.

 

I get calls from clients who want to come over RIGHT NOW...not in an hour or even 1/2 an hour. I tell clients that if I am here and available, I usually need at least an hour's notice. I really like clients who set up appts. well in advance or have standing appts...makes it alot easier to plan my days.

 

JEFF

jeff4hire@aol.com

[SmallTownJohn]

Hey Guys,

 

 

I have those RIGHT NOW guys too. Usually after QAF ends on Sun night, someone gets horny while watching Brian bang dudes for last hour<EG>

 

 

John

[+ deej]

>Usually after QAF ends on Sun night

 

ROFL!

 

I can sympathize with their feelings, but it's Justin that gets me going. ;-)

 

Still, I'm not going shopping late on Sunday evening. If I haven't made arrangements in advance it's time to help myself out.

[Guest davos3]

DAVOS3

 

Since the Taliban are on the run and the US is still a free country, you have every right to refuse to visit someone on a moment's notice and you may choose the fee you know your time is worth.

 

What you are NOT free to do, is BITCH ABOUT IT!

 

If you can't come over when some guy wants you to, let him call someone else. It is the 21st Century and in NYC this is NOT unrealistic for YOU OR HIM.

 

So, please do what your conscience allows, but don't share your misplaced anger. Save your energy for constructive projects ONLY.

[tedbear]

Sometimes, I just react to an impulse to have some hot guy NOW! Scheduling it in advance can sometimes take the fantasy out of it.

 

After all, if I wanted to plan things in advance, i could probably schedule somethig without having to pay for it. Sometimes, a bit of good news (or bad news) makes me want to have someone to help me celebrate (or to make me feel better).

[Laurent]

I considered it a gentle reminder to us horny old geezers that we should not expect escorts to accommodate every tiny whim that strikes us.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

not for nothing, but i noticed a beautiful full moon sometime this weekend (think it was Saturday). wonder if this was relevant to your crazed clients.

 

best,

jizz

[Guest deRegulation]

>What you are NOT free to do, is BITCH ABOUT IT!

>

 

It sounds to me like these guys are just sharing experiences.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!!!

 

>If you can't come over when some guy wants you to, let him

>call someone else. It is the 21st Century and in NYC this

>is NOT unrealistic for YOU OR HIM.

 

Duh?!

>

 

>So, please do what your conscience allows, but don't share

>your misplaced anger. Save your energy for constructive

>projects ONLY.

 

Is this where you're channeling your anger? Save your own energy!

 

THINK ABOUT IT!

[Guest Derrick]

BASTIAN:

 

>Late night callers do have a reputation for being the most

>unrealistic in their demands. A few months ago I was asked

>to make a trip to another city at 1am for a potential

>client. Not only was it beyond my advertised hours, I also

>happened to be ~3 hours away, which we had discussed

>extensively in e-mail. Being the kind of guy I am, I spent

>20 minutes explaining why it wasn't a reasonable request

>(even with his offer to hire limo service), and that I was

>open to scheduling in advance.

 

I once had this and you'll never believe how the guy handled it!

 

The client sent a Lear-Jet! to take me to his place in the Cayman islands, me and 2 other guys all went to Ft. Lauderdale Exec Airport

and were given the tail number and told who to meet and next thing

these 2 pilots ask us if we ar Mr.***** party and we all looked at

each other and said yes, and next thing you know we are climbing into the skies for the Cayman islands......wait it gets better!

 

when the pilot took us back 2 days later, he handed me his business

card and said if we have anymore "friends" like this to give him a call............I was "taken care" of so well that I did not do any calls for 12 days.

 

For any of you guys or boys who need special/immediate aviation

needs (Jet or Helicopter) e-mail me, I now have made alot of connections in the private aviation business.

 

Bastian, I would have had the guy set up a helicopter to take you to him.

 

 

Derrick, who does wear a flight suit professionally.

[Guest Derrick]

thats called "Nickle & Diming", its for the desperate escorts who are

really hurting for money.........

[MiamiLooker]

>thats called "Nickle & Diming", its for the desperate

>escorts who are

>really hurting for money.........

 

 

this hasn't been my experience

[SmallTownJohn]

Hey there,

 

I'm always ready for the "Lunar Last Minutes" as long as they arent looking for a "Moonlight Madness Sale"<EG>

 

 

John

[+ Cash4Trash]

And now from the clients point of view:

11:00 A.M. "Nothing to do tonight, sorta horny, maybe I'll call

someone. Nah, save the money..."

2:00 P.M. "Jerking off just isn't going to hack it let me call

that guy I saw a couple of months ago..."

4:00 P.M. "Thanks for getting back to me, hope you're having

fun in Cancun, I'll call you when you get back"

7:00 P.M. "...What do you mean fuck you bitch? Carlos #3, it

wasn't that bad a review, you're taking what I said

out of context."

8:00 P.M. "...No longer escorting? No, Mr. Stallion, I'm happy

for you, really. Apartment cleaning, that's nice.

9:00 P.M. "O.K., you can stay at the restaurant with your parents

just please send your dick over, I need it so bad."

10:00 P.M. "What the fuck do you mean 'no longer in service, check

the directory. There ain't no directory for whores bitch."

11:00 P.M. ...And now with my balls achin', my crack itchin' and my

ego in the dumpster I reach you and beg, plead, threaten

and cajole trying to get you over here in 10 minutes.

Guys, I've had a rough day. Any accomodation would be

appreciated.

:-)

Cash