Tips for escorts from the client

[Guest Jetme]

Anyone ever think of some things they might want to say to escorts in an open forum ? I did.

 

Please suck on some mints if you are going to drink and smoke before you arrive. Bad breath is a turn off.

 

Could you please turn off your cell phone so it doesn't ring every 5 minutes during our magic moments?

[jacobno]

ALways try to be sparkling fresh here. Almost always remember to turn my cell phone off, and if I do forget I remove the battery as quickly as I can dash to my pants.

 

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[Rick Munroe]

>ALways try to be sparkling fresh here. Almost always

>remember to turn my cell phone off, and if I do forget I

>remove the battery as quickly as I can dash to my pants.

 

Good boy, Jakey. Same here on both counts. I live for those new Listerine Pocket Packs...the escort's best friend, next to condoms and a banker's ability to count a wad of cash in a split second.

[jacobno]

I loooove going into the bank with my big pile of 5's and cramming them under that window. THen watching whats her name click her nails all over the monitor. :-)

[Guest Derrick]

I have a special voice message on my cell so that any caller knows that I'm not ignoring them, but am currently "on-assignment" and that I'm in the field.....will call them back within the hour they leave the message.

 

Tips from a good covert operator:

 

1. Have 2 cell phones ( at least 1 Nextel)...for the 2 way radio feature.

 

2. Have a back-up beeper, becuz cells and beepers work on 2

different frequency, if 1 fails, your most important clients know

they can always reach you and they can! Remember never leave the VIP clients waiting.

 

Derrick, who leads 2 very different and seperate lives.