Warning to Minnesota Escorts!!

[Guest need2Btopped]

Holy crap! I didn't read this review when it was posted on 1/7/02, but get a load of this from "Satan" ragarding his "date" with Mike from Minnesota:

 

Experience:

 

I was home from college on my semester break, and I was checking out various escort websites. I found Mike at AmericanMale.net. Compared to the other escorts, he's NOT muscular, but his price was right. So, I sent him an e-mail Thursday afternoon. Three hours later he had responded. That evening, we exchanged a few more e-mails. I told him what I was in to.

 

Mike arrived, as planned, at my house in Brooklyn Center on Friday. He was friendly. We talked about our common interest in wrestling and no-holds-barred/ultimate fighting. I asked him questions about my training because, as I found out, he is a certified personal trainer. He gave me some really good ideas and invited me to his place where he has a fully equipped gym.

 

Then I got agressive and caught him by surprise when I grabbed him and kissed him. He seemed to like that. While making out we were grinding our hips into each other. I could feel him getting hard pretty fast, so I grabbed him by the balls and squeezed good and HARD. Our match was underway (my fantasy). I ripped off his clothes and stood over him as I took off mine. Unfortunately, he was no match for me. I DOMINATED him, fucked his face and his ass. He tried to give up and tap out, but I wouldn't let him. I told him that "pain is weakness leaving the body." So, like a good practice buddy, he continued.

 

At the conclusion of our hour, I paid him and helped him get cleaned up (I gave him quite a bloody nose when I kneed him to the face) and helped him with his shirt (I hurt his shoulder). But you know what? He WAS a good sport about it all. Before he left, he made sure I was satisfied with our time together (otherwise, he said he would not charge me). I feel kind of bad about being so rough on him, but he did fulfill a fantasy for me. I do like him and plan to stay in touch with him.

 

You:

 

I'm 20 years old, VERY good looking, 5'7" tall and weigh about 135 pounds. I am quite muscular (I'm a college wrestler). I am a DOMINANT TOP. I like the usual foreplay of kissing and feeling a guy out. I like to get REAL rough.

 

Apparently, "Satan" was Mike's first customer. Not suprisingly, after this experience Mike has decided to leave the business. Although "Satan" says he told Mike he was into "no-holds-barred/ultimate fighting," I doubt that he also told Mike he'd be giving him a bloody nose and an injured shoulder. Realizing that he went too far (and, mind, this is only what he described in the review) Mr. Rough-Stuff tries to rehabilitate himself: "He [Mike] WAS a good sport about it all." Did he have a choice? He was scared shitless! "Before he left, he made sure I was satisfied with our time together (otherwise, he said he would not charge me)." No kidding. He was probably afraid of getting beat up again.

 

Minnestoa escorts: Beware of Satan!

[Rod Hagen]

Yeah, sent that poor (former) escort an email telling him how sorry I was for him. At the time I was not aware that that was his first (and now last) client, so that just makes it all the more tragic. He should have left and then called the police from his cell phone while parked in the man's driveway. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess. Poor man.

[Laurent]

Thanks, Rod. I had read both the review and the e-mail but had not connected the two. I'm aware that what I'm about to say probably is illegal, but if we can positively identify "Satan," I'll gladly pay some particularly muscular escort several times his hourly fee to feed Satan his own testicles.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

who knew that someone my size could beat the shit out of someone????

ya know, i guess i'll start taking those calls where folks twice my size want me to be dominant!

 

"Yeah, take it pussy boy!"

(if only i can say it without busting out in laughter!)

[Guest DCescortBOY]

by the way, i'm not trying to make fun of what happened to the guy. any word on whether he's okay now?

[Guest TruthTeller]

That is the hottest fucking review I have ever read - EVER. All the contrived whining and sympathy for the stupid pussy escort is pathetic. So he had a bloody nose and a little bruised shoulder. Big fucking deal. He got paid; he's not permanently debilitated; and he can jerk off thinking about it for the next 10 years. I know I will. What's a little non-consent between men?

 

Sadly, I suspect it's a fictitious story (it sounds like grade-B porno), but if it is true, I'll seriously pay anyone a huge premium to find contact information for Satan! That story is fucking hot.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>I'm aware that what I'm about to

>say probably is illegal, but if we can positively identify

>"Satan," I'll gladly pay some particularly muscular escort

>several times his hourly fee to feed Satan his own

>testicles.

 

How ironic, because I'll gladly pay double whatever you intend to pay to anyone who can find Satan so that I can make a date with him. He sounds fucking hot.

 

All this whining over a little rough play is seriously pitiful. No wonder bin Laden thought the US was fully of soft pussies who couldn't fight - all this weeping by alleged men over a little harmless physicality and a bloody nose.

[Guest cp8036]

I felt the story was made up as well. If the guy really punched him in the nose, why would he share that with us. And if his telling us was to show how macho he is, then why tell us about their passionate kissing.

 

However, if true, I'd rather pay for clubbing Satan vs. booking a date with him. The intential injury/violence is not acceptable because the client paid for the escort, or stated he wanted to wrestle. He exceed a limit, and did without any consent.

[Guest Sports]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

Great fictional account and review! Imagine a 5'7", 135 lbs, 20 year old client with his 5'10", 210 lbs., 32 year old escort. Think about the rate....a flat 100 and then the escort gets screwed and not the client. The client's name is Satan and the escort's Nice Mike. The escort is a personal trainer but not muscular. HeHe it sounds like a porn allegory. The escort has such a rough time he quits escorting. It was a great piece of fiction showing that 90% of reviews on this board are false or inaccurate. Not only that, everyone believed what they read...listen to some of the responses on this post. Hagen, an escort with lots of experience and over 10,000 served, believed every word and e-mailed the escort and gave him legal advise(and Hagen's not an attorney).

Satan, thank you for the wonderful work of fiction; I hope you will continue to write your wonderful reviews. Maybe next time, on spring break, you could review a visit to an escort party at a college dorm, ya that's the ticket, see you there.

[Rod Hagen]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

Sports would you PLEASE just fucking die.

[Guest TruthTeller]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

>Not only

>that, everyone believed what they read...listen to some of

>the responses on this post.

 

I hate to burst your bubble of self-love and self-praise, but you're not the genius that you think you are and that you want to tell others you are.

 

In post #5, I said: "Sadly, I suspect it's a fictitious story (it sounds like grade-B porno), . . . "

 

In post #7, cp said: "I felt the story was made up as well."

 

Thus, in 2 of the 7 posts which preceeded yours, the hardly ingenious possibility was raised that this story was fiction. To say that "everyone (except you, the detective-genius) believed what they read" requires a great deal of eye-shutting to reality in order to puff yourself up. Why do you have a need to do that?

 

>Great fictional account and review! Imagine a 5'7", 135

>lbs, 20 year old client with his 5'10", 210 lbs., 32 year

>old escort.

 

Lots of smaller, muscular guys can beat the shit out of bigger guys. Especially fat flabby pigs like this escort's description suggested he was.

 

>It was a great piece of fiction showing that 90%

>of reviews on this board are false or inaccurate.

 

Other than your sick but revealing hatred of escorts, what's your basis for this statement? Most of the reviews published are of escorts who have been reviewed on numerous occasions or from reviewers who have reviewed more than one escort (both of which subtantially descrease the liklihood that they are fake). There are very few reports of reviews being inaccurate -- which one would certainly find if 90% were. On what do you base this dribble?

 

>Hagen, an escort with lots of

>experience and over 10,000 served, believed every word and

>e-mailed the escort and gave him legal advise(and Hagen's

>not an attorney).

 

I think the review was likely fictitious, too, but it's far from certain that it is.

 

Attacking Rod for not discounting it is senseless. You should spend some time thinking about why you have this obssessive hatred for this particular prostitute. The next time you go to write yet another post pointlessly attacking him, spend the time instead wondering why you have the compulsion to do so. I think you'll find it would be a much more profitable use of your time.

[marc anthony]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

Sports... maybe this particular review/scenario was contrived (who really knows), but to leap to the conclusion that 90% of reviews are false or inaccurate... that's too big a leap of logic. I have reviewed over 20 escorts, and all of the reviews may be subjective, but they are all for meetings that took place and they are all my genuine feelings.

 

I am sure there are posters on this board who use multiple screen names... but I doubt that 90% of the posters have multiple personality disorder. I am sure there are posters who create personality caricatures to stir up trouble... but I doubt that only 10% of posters represent their true feelings when they speak on this board. Like any reasonable conclusion based on evidence, statistical characterization of accuracy cannot be based on a single case study.

[Guest Sports]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

>I hate to burst your bubble of self-love and self-praise,

>but you're not the genius that you think you are and that

>you want to tell others you are.

 

Tired Teller, you didn't burst my bubble and the only reason you bring up self-love and self-praise is because that is what your therapist has been trying to teach you these many years. Please don't bring me into you problems.

 

>In post #5, I said: "Sadly, I suspect it's a fictitious

>story (it sounds like grade-B porno), . . . "

>

>In post #7, cp said: "I felt the story was made up as

>well."

>

>Thus, in 2 of the 7 posts which preceeded yours, the hardly

>ingenious possibility was raised that this story was

>fiction. To say that "everyone (except you, the

>detective-genius) believed what they read" requires a great

>deal of eye-shutting to reality in order to puff yourself

>up. Why do you have a need to do that?

 

I never read your posts. They are always evil and worthless posts that are not worth the time to read. Hence, I never saw your tired post.

 

>Lots of smaller, muscular guys can beat the shit out of

>bigger guys. Especially fat flabby pigs like this escort's

>description suggested he was.

 

Yes, I am sure that you, Tired Teller have been beat up by many smaller guys.

 

>Other than your sick but revealing hatred of escorts, what's

>your basis for this statement?

 

I do not hate; you confuse disagreement with hatred. You need to discuss this with your therapist.

 

>Attacking Rod for not discounting it is senseless. You

>should spend some time thinking about why you have this

>obssessive hatred for this particular prostitute.

 

I do not hate Hagen. I wish him well and sometimes I enjoy his posts. I just disagree with alot that he has to say. Thats all, not everyone is a head case like you Tired Teller.

 

>The next

>time you go to write yet another post pointlessly attacking

>him, spend the time instead wondering why you have the

>compulsion to do so. I think you'll find it would be a much

>more profitable use of your time.

 

Teller - One who pays out money. One who tells a story. Instead of analysing what everyone else has to say and attacking their posts why don't you come you with an original story. You must have one or two you can mention here from you sessions or perhaps you can tell us the story about your session with SATAN.

[Guest cp8036]

OK TT...

 

Send the funds now, then I will supply name and tel#. What is the huge amount you will part with? I will private message you with my banking info..

 

It is really my Swedish cousin, Thure, in Minneapolis. He works in a pickled herring factory.

[Guest need2Btopped]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

I can easily believe a totally in shape college wrestler being able to overpower someone taller and heavier. (And, yes, it had occurred to me that the account was fictional, but I thought the warning was worth the inevitable derision.)

[Guest cp8036]

RE: Warning to Minnesota Escorts...Coming to a theater near you.

 

<....I never read your posts. They are always evil and worthless posts that are not worth the time to read. Hence, I never saw your tired post...>

 

I am going out on a limb here.... Since you have not only responded to TT's post, but cut and pasted parts of it, it seems you do indeed read TT's posts. In fact you gave it a lot of thought.

 

As he mentioned, other posts in the thread doubted the validity.