David #3 SF--What kind of nut would hire him?

[+ Unicorn]

I just saw the first review for David #3 in SF, and looked through his website. Of course, the review was written by a first-time reviewer. Let me get this "straight" (which, I'd guess, he is). This guy won't kiss, won't fuck, won't blow, won't get fucked, and he wants you to pay him $200 in advance by PayPal? I've seen some pretty crazy things in this website, but this one just about takes the cake! :7

[Traveller]

U Guy,

 

Don't you know that there is someone for everyone. I don't know what you think, but David #3 (and what he offers and the form of payment) sounds like he's absolutely fucking perfect for Nice Guy. This could be a fantastic holiday union. Everyone gets what they want. It just gives me the warm and fuzzies thinking about it.

 

Later.

[Guest SeaGuy]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!:+

[guyinsf]

To be fair, I think that some guys are more interested in "worshipping" someone, so David #3 might meet their needs. I agree with you, however, and certainly find it arrogant to expect full payment in advance by PayPal, without even chatting or providing a face picture first. Then again, if he can find customers willing to book him under these circumstances, who am I to say it's crazy?

 

I made a similar mistake a few years ago. I had seen the guy's face, and I didn't pay him in advance, but I did not have a clear conversation with him about what he would and would not do. I ended up paying $200 to touch someone and suck on his never-erect dick. Needless to say I was very disappointed, even though he was incredibly good looking. I learned my lesson. It frankly had never occurred to me that someone would be offering the equivalent of "trade" sex at such a high fee.

[Donnie]

Unicorn, you're a moron. Because of your post, I checked his site. In it, he clearly states what he will & won't do and explains why he only takes Paypal. The title of your post immediately puts it in the reader's mind that he is a ripoff but it's fairly obvious that he isn't. You're not into someone who only wants to get jerked or sucked and doesn't take cash, therefore anyone who is is "nuts"??

You're fucked up and bitter, my friend.

[+ Lucky]

"You're fucked up and bitter, my friend."

 

Do you wish your friend every holiday joy as well, Donnie?

[Guest starfucker]

>Unicorn, you're a moron.

 

>You're fucked up and bitter, my friend.

 

 

You don't know if Unicorn likes to get fucked up, down or sideways. His statement that David #3 charges $200 to let a man suck his cock is factual, as you confirmed. In his website under FAQ David writes:

 

I won't engage in intercourse, nor will I perform oral sex on you, nor will I jerk you off, massage you, caress you, kiss you or let you kiss me. But I'd love to have you jerk me off, or suck me off, and caress, lick and play with all of my body.

 

With these limitations, David #3 won't be giving up his day job soon.

 

> You're not into someone who only wants to get jerked or sucked and

>doesn't take cash, therefore anyone who is is "nuts"??

 

With so many full service escorts available in this price range and less, I wouldn't consider a supportive john like yourself a nut. The word moron is now more appropriately used. Unicorn's post expresses amazement. The only bitterness displayed is yours which seems come from within your anus. The good news is that for $200 you can hire an escort to bore it out. Clearly you are in need.

[Boston Guy]

Unicorn -

 

If I've learned one thing from my years on the Internet, it's that there are all kinds of folks out there in the world, with all kinds of interests and fantasies. For every top there is a bottom, for every guy who likes twinks there is another who swears by experience and looks for a bit of grey hair, and for every man who wants aggressive sex there is another who wants gentle and quiet companionship.

 

There is no right reason to hire an escort and no wrong one, either. If David #3 can provide friendly companionship to his clients, if they enjoy the time they spend him, if he makes them happy, then that's all that counts. Not everyone is looking for a "full-service" escort.

 

Finally, the title of this thread is a bit disparaging, both to David #3 and to his clients. I really think you should consider extending an apology to him.

 

BG

[Guest DevonSFescort]

Here's a funny coincidence relating to this...

 

Yesterday I had an appointment with a very tall guy in his thirties, good looking with an English accent. He has an adult webcam business and he basically wanted me to guest star in one of his scenes. Very simple stuff -- some foreplay followed by me jacking him off. He has a big dick and shot a huge load. The camera shot a pic every few seconds and there was no audio, so we were chatting a fair amount of the time. He mentioned that he does a little escorting too but said that he's really restrictive in what he does and charges $200/hr, so he doesn't get many clients.

 

I asked if <His name here> was his escort name and he said no, that he escorts under the name David. He had found me on HooBoy and mentioned that one of his clients had just posted a review of him, his first. He said he hadn't gotten any calls off the review. That's when I thought, "ohhhh, shit," and asked if he was listed as David #3. He said he was. (At that time I hadn't read the review -- I'd just seen this thread and had pretty much thought more or less what Unicorn was saying, so I didn't bother to look it up.)

 

I waited till we were done to tell him that there was something he should know. He didn't want to see the thread because he said he doesn't like reading negative things about himself, so I told him the gist of what people were saying. I told him if he wanted I could at least mention on here that I'd met him, and he said he'd appreciate that. He didn't want me to link to the webcam; for reasons I don't quite follow he wants to keep the two businesses separate and even uses two different names for the webcam and the escort service.

 

Starfucker's right that he won't be quitting his day job any time soon(which, judging from his apartment and the view, is pretty lucrative). He said he escorts so he can spend a little less time at his day job in the software industry, because he's taking film classes and is trying to pursue that seriously. He seems really new to the escorting thing and asked a lot of the questions newbies ask. He showed me his site and it does seem to stress "classy dinner date" qualities (like being an Ivy League grad, etc.) over the usual playtime stuff.

 

I'm not sure how far he'll go as an escort, or even that he wants to go that far -- he seemed to understand and be content with the fact that he wasn't going to attract a lot of clients -- but I don't think he's straight, for what it's worth, or that he's trying to rip anybody off. He did kiss and was affectionate with me, but then again he was acting as a client and not an escort. He seemed like a nice and intelligent guy, and now that I've seen his site I can at least vouch for the fact that he looks like his picture.

 

Small world, huh? I can't speak to his escorting abilities but he was a cool client...

[+ Unicorn]

Lucky you! I've seen his other website. He also advertizes his escort services on his other website, so I'm not sure what he means about keepig them separate (maybe he plans to remove the escort link from the other website?). Anyways, from the pictures on his other website, he does look like gorgeous. The number of pictures he has of himself is really eerie, though. It really "weirded me out." It was as if he was constantly having pictures of himself taken every single day (his site has a public diary). Did you get that feeling?

 

But, like Kirk, Anthony Holloway, and so many others, he's a "jack off at his pictures" guy, not someone a sane person would want to hire as an escort. You, on the other hand, seem like a real sweetie-pie! :9

[+ Unicorn]

>Finally, the title of this thread is a bit disparaging, both

>to David #3 and to his clients. I really think you should

>consider extending an apology to him.

 

Oh, lighten up, for God's sake. The Deli is a place to discuss escorts, not necessarily just to praise them. It's one thing to respond to someone's post who says "Boo hoo. I gave my money to {Anthony Holloway, Danny Damon, etc...}, and he took off," and say "What kind of a nut are you? Didn't you believe all the reviews?" (although I've been tempted). It's another to express a general belief that anyone who's willing to pay someone (in advance, no less) $200 for basically just sitting around is kind of nutty. Quite frankly, I think the odds are very high that he wrote that review himself. And quite frankly, as Devon said, I don't think he's going to be able to "quit his day job"; in fact, if he gets more than one person a month willing to hire him on his terms, I'd be surprised. I've been reading these reviews and surfing escorts' websites for years, and have yet to see an escort express so many limitations, especially the Pay-Pal stuff! There are a few escorts who advertize body worshiping only, but they're generally the big body-builder/muscle magazine type. He's very handsome, but he could take some of that time he spends taking pictures of himself lifting weights instead (although he is in shape).

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>He also advertizes

>his escort services on his other website, so I'm not sure

>what he means about keepig them separate (maybe he plans to

>remove the escort link from the other website?).

 

I did ask him about this -- one of several things about his marketing strategy that confused me. I'm afraid I'm still confused, but maybe I'm missing something -- it's not like we talked in great detail about it. I told him I thought he should just link back and forth freely between the two, and I just got an email saying that he has now put some kind of link on his escort site to the webcam site. Unsolicited marketing advice isn't always part of the Devon client care package, but when it is, there's no extra charge... :+

 

>It was

>as if he was constantly having pictures of himself taken

>every single day.

 

The # of pix is always tough to get right... there's always either too many or too few... He did mention that that was one reason he hired me to "co-star" in this little scene -- he said he was tired of just seeing pics of himself up there, LOL.

 

>You, on the other hand,

>seem like a real sweetie-pie! :9

 

Back atcha, Unicorn... Happy Holidays! :-)

[Donnie]

>The number of pictures he has of himself is

>really eerie, though. It really "weirded me out."

 

In much the same way, one would assume, that looking at even one picture of you would weird out a normal person. C'mon, show us just one pic of yourself, unicorn. I dare ya. Weird us all out.

 

> But, like Kirk, Anthony Holloway, and so many others, he's

>a "jack off at his pictures" guy, not someone a sane person

>would want to hire as an escort.

 

And we all know you are the sanest person on this board. The voice of reason reaching out to teach and inform us all. Oh, and jerking off at escorts' pics while ripping them apart. (It doesn't get more fucked up than this, folks!)

 

>You, on the other hand,

>seem like a real sweetie-pie! :9

 

Doesn't this sentence belong in the Lounge in the "Being a Queen: Nature or Nurture" thread? Thilly thweetie-pie Unicorn.

[Donnie]

>>You, on the other hand,

>>seem like a real sweetie-pie! :9

>

>Back atcha, Unicorn... Happy Holidays! :-)

 

Did we really have to see this? Surely you could have made use of private messaging for your nauseating ass-kissing.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>(It doesn't get more fucked up than this, folks!)<

 

Sure it does. Just read your last few posts.

[+ Unicorn]

>I just got an email saying that he has now put some kind of

>link on his escort site to the webcam site

 

Well, since he's now linking his two sites, and since he advertizes as an escort on both of them, I might as well list his other site:

http://www.keithcam.com

 

He's got a lot of gorgeous pictures of himself. Ironically, with this publicity, I might have even brought him some business. I'll admit that if he were more user-friendly, I'd hire him myself--but I don't pay in advance, and I can't imagine anything more frustrating than hiring a handsome stud only not to be able to do anything.