I Love Atlanta AOL Escorts

[SmallTownJohn]

Hey there,

 

I finished a very late appointment (about 3am Tues. morning) & told my partner that today would be my day off. He agreed. We decided to stay up longer & sign onto AOL just to see what kind of trouble we might find.<EG> Of course all the Instant Messages started flying in from barebackers & incoherent guys meth'd out since we were using our screen name & profile that stated we were looking for a bottom to tag team.

 

Couple hours of chatting with AOL BSers passes, I grab some Waffle House take out & we watch a movie---all while continuing to check guys out but still no luck. We then decided why not get info from some of the Atlanta scorts online & maybe hire since we wanted to have a really good time. First guy says he's 19 yrs old & his pic is not very flattering. He says his hourly fee is THREE times what I charge. No way was he worth it by one pic & his attitude. We spoke to a second guy who said he was a 22 yr old jock type. He said he was hot & had bottomed for the first time three days ago & " I aint cheap!" We asked for pix...he said he had none. Told him "thanks but we are looking for someone with more experience." His response was, "Maybe I should have lied about the bottoming thing."

 

Finally, we saw an escort online who has been reviewed very positively on the M4M site. We liked his pix & manner online. The rate was excellent. We agreed to meet at our place in a lil over two hours since he needed to pay a bill & we needed to take showers. This was about 6:45am with a 9:00am appointment confirmed.

 

About ten minutes before he is to arrive, the phone rings and he says that Georgia Power wont take his payment in cash & has to travel to another branch office to pay it or his electricity will be cut. Asks if we want to reschedule for 1pm but we decline since that was way too long to stay awake. Later in the day, he did send us an email to say things happen and we should understand & luckily he made it to the office on time before he felt the wrath of Ga. Power.

 

If I'm ever in a city & a client sets an appointment, I do everything in my power to honor my word & make my scheduled time. I wish the guy would have initially stated that he couldnt schedule us because of a personal matter rather than trying to squeeze us in. I now understand why clients get angry due to no show escorts or time killers.<G>

 

 

Headed for Nashville,

 

John

[Guest TruthTeller]

Nice story - I think you should take a lesson from it, young man. It should teach you that when you're looking at 3 a.m. for a bottom to get used by 2 guys at once, turning away "meth'd out" bottoms will pretty much obliterate your market. It's like having selling tractors but refusing to do business with any farmers.

 

One other suggestion, if I may (I'm in a helpful, magnanimous mood this morning; given my nature, that's hardly a surprise): you should include pictures of yourself with all of your posts and stories in the future. That would definitely dramatically increase interest in your travel tales.

[SmallTownJohn]

Actually, I was thinking about investing in a tractor rental business catering to sketchy boys since Meth comes with no "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery" warning.

 

And TT, I'll send you some pix anytime, baby:0)

 

 

 

John

[Traveller]

Think of the names. Tina & Tractors or Crystal & Cranes or Meth & Machinery or Bumps & Barnyards. I think I've found my calling. Pharms & Farms.

 

Later.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>And TT, I'll send you some pix anytime, baby:0)

 

Please do. I've abused myself long enough looking at that one single picture of yours on your AOL homepage. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I seriously have to get to Nashville, and soon.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>Think of the names. Tina & Tractors or Crystal & Cranes or

>Meth & Machinery or Bumps & Barnyards. I think I've found

>my calling. Pharms & Farms.

 

Tweak and Seeds. Or Tweak and Feeds. Or Tweak and Weeds. And fuck you for taking all of the other good ones.

 

Think of the dramatic increase in the productivity of our farmers if John's idea took hold. We would set unimaginable records for crop productivity. We could feed the whole world - so, let's make sure not do it.

[Guest WetDream]

What about: Tricks & Hicks, Lines & Tines, Charmers & Farmers or Queers and Deeres?

[Guest LOVEHANDLE]

Sorry for being out of sync, but I just got my AOL, where do I get the chat portion with escorts, masseurs etc....please help....

thnx.

[Guest Gentle Dude]

>Sorry for being out of sync, but I just got my AOL, where do

>I get the chat portion with escorts, masseurs etc....please

>help....

>thnx.

 

Click on CHAT, then FIND A CHAT, then click on the folder that says "Created by AOL Members." There are a number of escorts and masseurs who participate in those M4M chat rooms and you can check out their profiles as well.

 

GD

[Guest cp8036]

Funniest post I have seen in a long time.

 

I know when I go online at 3 am, I expect to find only tweekers and farmers.