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Are there any escorts advertising any Holiday Specials. This would be a way for you to to arrange Package Deals ie Weekends, Overniters, Twosomes, Threesomes, Mesomes }> . This could definately hump start oops I mean jump start a lucrative Holiday Season. Hey Rick..I would love to see a pick of your ass with a bow on it}> As Elaine from Seinfeld would say [h1] Oh Yeah [/h1]

 

Cum on boys what are the deals....

 

Seasons Greetings

Godiva

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For this Christmas, I would love to have Rick wearing only the Santa's hat and sit on a special Santa's seat (with the centre cut out). I'd be a naughty boy lying underneath and slurping up that hole hole hole! :9 and Santa Rick would be saying Oh Oh Oh!:o

 

Santa Rick, am I a good boy? Would you let me sit on your lap and give me a special ride? :p

 

JT

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>Are there any escorts advertising any Holiday Specials.<

 

Every day's a holiday, and every date is special with Joey Ciccone.

 

(Sorry if that turned anyone's stomach.)

 

>Seasons Greetings

>Godiva

 

Same to you!

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ACK! Joey, have we sunk to this? : )

Christmas is coming, for those of you that celebrate the birth of Christ by showering people with gifts, stringing a dead tree with glitter and twinkling lights, and stuffing yourself with enough food to feed a starving family in Africa for a week, here is an alternative.

Instead of stuffing stockings, stuff that hot butt you've had your eye on, or let him stuff you: ) Merry XXX-mas

Treat yourself, you only live once... well not if you are a buddist, then of course you get tons of lives to get your fill of boys. I plan on coming back as Michael Brandons underwear. WOOOOOOOOOOF

Matt(cumming down your chimney)

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Dear Santa,

 

Please bring me Braeden Casey for Christmas.

 

OH!

 

And please bring John a barrel of WET if you can fit it on your sleigh.

 

 

I'll have milky condoms--NO WAIT--milk-n-cookies waiting for you under the tree.

 

Cheers,

 

BP

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I was watching a rerun of QAF last week and saw where the friends of Emmit paid some Beef Cake to go to Emmits house to shake him up a bit... Has any Escort here been paid to go to someone elses' house as a gift or surprise??

 

Now thats a gift...

 

 

Godiva

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Now thats a gift...

 

yes it is :-) but i will give it to myself :-)

but if you want to give me one... i will accept it :-)

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>For this Christmas, I would love to have Rick wearing only

>the Santa's hat and sit on a special Santa's seat (with the

>centre cut out). I'd be a naughty boy lying underneath and

>slurping up that hole hole hole! and Santa Rick would be

>saying Oh Oh Oh!

 

JT, I'd probably be saying something more like: Mmmmmhhh...fuck...yeah...fuck...mmmmhhh...mmmmhhh...yeah...

 

I don't know if I want to be Santa, though.

I want Santa to give me a seat like that...I'd sit all day!

(And anyone who knows me knows I'm not kidding.)

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>Has any Escort here been paid to go to someone elses' house as a gift or surprise??<

 

G, I was once a regular hire for a guy in a committed relationship (he and his lover shared a house). Eventually, my client came clean with his lover and told him he'd been seeing an escort. There was a row, but in the end the lover was cool about it, had seen my pic (thought I was hot or whatever) and in fact wanted to meet me one time before the "affair" was over (they were quite liberal minded fellows). So in the interest of fair play, my client hired me as a surprise for his lover's birthday. Well the lover and I had a blast, and even invited the other partner (my original client) in for round two. It wasn't long after that I started getting discreet calls from the lover, hiring me in secret. Of course, my original client kept calling as well. So I'm sleeping with both of these guys without the mutual knowledge/consent of the 'other' partner, except for the occassions when they'd hire me together for threeways. At length, the whole scene got to be too much as I came to be quite attached to both of these guys and I bailed on the entire torrid spectacle before the shit hit the fan.

That was all about ten years ago, in New Jersey. We've all kept in touch (one never did find out about the other's transgressions), they're still together, and they're still hiring escorts for threeways to keep some "spark" in their love-life (in their words). I do wonder if they're each still hiring on the side though, looking for seperate sparks.

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I was once surprised by my second husband. I came home and around the corner into the livingroom and there was my husband and his ex just absolutely excited to be offering me, naked except for some nice holiday ribbons, someone I already knewk and had no desire to go to bed with! And then the two of them expected to be allowed to stay and watch! Only one reason I'm not in favor of surprise presents. It's much better IMHO to give your friend a check to cover it and instruct him to use it to hire himself an escort.

Hell, my present lover is so picky, I can't even buy him a T-shirt without him there to OK it.

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G, it went on for about a year. Not sure if they ever owned up to each other about meeting me on the sly. I know I never said anything.

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Joey, Matt and any others who would like to chime in..I seriously thought about hiring an escort for a friend maybe two for the holidays. I know their type and they would be at my house where the escort would meet me then I would pay than leave..Is that okay..

 

 

Godiva

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deej...are your trying to tell us something}> okay spill the beans..Whom would you want on your porch wrapped and paid for a weekend}>

 

 

 

I don't want to marry him for his money..I want to marry him for your money...Marilyn...God you were funny...

 

 

Godiva

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"I have been a 'gift' a couple of times: )

the most notable, to those here, was

From: Hooboy

To: DaddyinTraining

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x-mas is cumming.

matt(take me... er I mean, PUT me... under the tree)"

 

Now that's what I call a great present! Now if I had friends buy me that kind of present, I would be one happy Christmas camper. :9

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>Are there any other escorts with interesting fun holiday

>ideas for ones good friend..

 

Well I have an idea but its more like a thought. Every time someone mentions Santa Claus I have to wonder about him. First of all he breaks into your house in the middle of the night and steals cookies in milk if you leave them out. Oh but its okay because he leaves "presents" under your tree or in your stocking. Yeah right, he probably ripped em off from the store or from a pawn shop so you wouldn't sue. And "He sees you when your sleeping"? SO he's a peeping tom. And "He knows when your awake"? A really good peeping tom. And "he knows when youve been bad or good"? What do I get if Ive been bad?}> And he always wants the little kids to sit in his lap to talk about what they "really" want for Christmas? Although I kinda wanna sit in Santa's lap and talk about the first thing that pops up. Just a thought. And if anybody knows Santa's number, I got an elf costume in the closet and I have been a very good boy and I want my candy cane, if you know what I mean? :9

Jeremy

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