Strange escort aging patterns

[Guest jeremyred18]

>And how about Jeremy from San

>Diego? First he was

>21, and now he's 18.

> And if that

>picture's accurate at all, I

>wouldn't touch him with a

>10-inch pole unless he offered

>me hard proof he wasn't

>younger than that.

 

I cleared up the whole 18 not 21 thing and the whole 10-foot pole thing sounds kinda kinky. I'll see ya later baby

Jeremy

[Guest TruthTeller]

Will you admit that his play on your phrase "heavy poster" to make fun of your fatness was funny? Please pardon my unintended alliteration.

[+ Lucky]

I've aged ten years just since this thread was started!!

[Guest WetDream]

But you don't LOOK a minute older, dear.

[+ Lucky]

Well, it's true what they say about cum as a face cream....

[+ Unicorn]

>

>>And how about Jeremy from San

>>Diego? First he was

>>21, and now he's 18.

>> And if that

>>picture's accurate at all, I

>>wouldn't touch him with a

>>10-inch pole unless he offered

>>me hard proof he wasn't

>>younger than that.

>

>I cleared up the whole 18

>not 21 thing and the

>whole 10-foot pole thing sounds

>kinda kinky. I'll see ya

>later baby

>Jeremy

 

Ah... That's a 10-INCH, not a 10-foot pole. I wouldn't mind touching him with a 10-foot pole....

[Guest JT]

>Well, it's true what they say

>about cum as a face

>cream....

 

It is more than that. It must be an anti-aging cream!

 

JT

[Bilbo]

Why does alliteration need an apology? And, yes, I was happily aware of his word play - Didn't someone once say that a man is measured by the quality of his enemies?