Strange escort aging patterns

[+ Unicorn]

Michael Brandon/LA sure has a strange aging pattern. In May he was 29, in June he was 30 or 31, depending on the reviewer. In September he was 33. Now in October he's 34. I've heard of people on speed who've aged fast, but what's up with Michael? At this rate, he'll be ready for the nursing home next year.

And how about Jeremy from San Diego? First he was 21, and now he's 18. And if that picture's accurate at all, I wouldn't touch him with a 10-inch pole unless he offered me hard proof he wasn't younger than that.

[Guest yellowguy]

If you met Michael you certainly would not be at all interested in any trivial age discrepancies. Its no big deal! Its the guy that matters and he is something else. Long live Monster!

[Guest stry]

What I like even better better are the ones who can grow and re-cut their foreskins ----just like magic. I wish I could be cut one minute and uncut the next. I have seen numerous reviews where the escort was cut in one review and uncut in the next. Damn, if I was with an escort who had an 8 or an 9 inch cock, you better believe I'd know ever last dimple (besides knowing whether or not he were cut or uncut)

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>If you met Michael you certainly

>would not be at all

>interested in any trivial age

>discrepancies. Its no big deal!

>Its the guy that matters

>and he is something else.

 

Don't you just love it when a poster asks a simple question, someone decides they need to lecture that person on the appropriateness of the question?

 

It's a simple question fuckhead - how about a simple answer or just shut up?!?

 

Crankily yours,

 

FFF

[Guest jeffOH]

When I first started escorting a decade ago, the agency owner

advised me to choose a fake name and subtract a few years from my age. I was 27 at the time and I have aged VERY slowly. Anybody who reads these message boards knows that I turned 38 this past June. I usually say that I am 34 or 35 and I think often clients guess my age when they're writing a review.

 

I've had people guess my age to be anywhere from 32-40. It depends upon whether or not I have shaved and how much sleep I've had. There's this theory that younger sells better, because people have in their minds what the average 38 year-old looks like, but many escorts don't look their age because they take

excellent care of themselves or have had a little "work" done.

 

Physically, I am in better shape than when I first started escorting. I suppose by the time I retire from escorting my

escort age will catch up with my real age. I've discovered that

many clients want an older escort.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

[adriano46]

Jeff,

 

You are right - and we sometimes forget that we clients age too... Some of us (well, I myself) find that as we get older, we prefer the company of older, more mature escorts, men who can offer much more than just the physical.

 

Oddly, too, I have found that of the escorts I have men over 30, they are in better physical shape than guys in their early 20's.

 

Age is not a major issue with me, but my preference always is for someone who looks and acts over 21 (or better, over 30).

[Scorpio]

>What I like even better better

>are the ones who can

>grow and re-cut their foreskins

>----just like magic.

>I wish I could be

>cut one minute and uncut

>the next. I have

>seen numerous reviews where the

>escort was cut in one

>review and uncut in the

>next. Damn, if I

>was with an escort who

>had an 8 or an

>9 inch cock, you better

>believe I'd know ever last

>dimple (besides knowing whether

>or not he were cut

>or uncut)

 

I have seen these reviews as well, but I believe it's more of an *unintentional* error as opposed to not knowing the difference. I have written a few reviews and checked all the apppropriate boxes only to find as I proofread the review before submission that somehow while scrolling through the review form my answers have indvertently changed. Where I answered yes to the kissing question the form actually says no or cut to the foreskin question yet the form is saying I answered uncut. Fortunately, I usually catch these mistakes before submitting the review but not always...mistakes do happen.

[+ Lucky]

There's the question, then the lecture, and then the name calling: "fuckhead". What was the need to add that, Foom?

[Donnie]

>It's a simple question fuckhead -

>how about a simple answer

>or just shut up?!?

 

Shove a tampon in your mouth, FFF. You obviously hate yourself and take it out on others. You're not funny, just rude & boring.

[Bilbo]

I am cut, but there are times I sort of look uncut. And I don't mean just when I am cold. Some of these reviewers might be seeing what they want to see, some might be a bit unexperienced, haven't seen many other dorks up close and personal.

And maybe some of the escorts are aging quickly to catch up to their real age, or comfortably near it. I know I was 26 for a looong time.

[+ Charlie]

What about Cole Davis in New York? His age as reported in the numerous reviews over the past two years ranges from 31 to 46.

[Traveller]

>What about Cole Davis in New

>York? His age as reported

>in the numerous reviews over

>the past two years ranges

>from 31 to 46.

 

 

Heard from a friend, who heard from a friend, who heard from a friend he went to high school with Kaye Ballard.

 

Later.

[Damascene]

As someone who has been with Cole, I wonder whether the age ranges are from some people's guess at real age and some people's

guess at how old he is look. Personally he could be 50, I'd go back. I pay for performance not on how young he look during it. Age is one of those factors that even non-escorts fudge on.

 

That said my favorite aging pattern has to be a bicoastal escort who started off when I first met him two years older than me and now claims he is six years younger. Still he was fun to be with when I saw him, but my tastes have changed. I like men more comfortable with their age.

 

As long as people look for escorts near a certain age but no over, they will shave down their age. It is not like the FDA is going to arrest them for exceed shelf life.

 

Damascene (happily 37 soon)

[+ deej]

I have a friend who was circumcised at birth but the doctor didn't do a very thorough job of it. He refers to himself as "semi-cut" because technically he's cut, but there's definitely some foreskin left.

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Ms. Ballard

 

Did you know she got her start in show biz by playing flute in the Spike Jones Orchestra? And does anyone remember her more svelte presence in the original cast of "Golden Apples" as Helen of Troy (singing the show's hit "Lazy Afternoon")?

[Traveller]

RE: Ms. Ballard

 

>Did you know she got her

>start in show biz by

>playing flute in the Spike

>Jones Orchestra? And does

>anyone remember her more svelte

>presence in the original cast

>of "Golden Apples" as Helen

>of Troy (singing the show's

>hit "Lazy Afternoon")?

 

Damn. And I thought I was a font a useless trivia. You're whippin' my ass.

 

Later.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>There's the question, then the lecture,

>and then the name calling:

>"fuckhead". What was the

>need to add that, Foom?

 

I did it for dramatic emphasis.

 

Plus, I like the word.

 

Semantically yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Shove a tampon in your mouth,

>FFF. You obviously hate

>yourself and take it out

>on others. You're not

>funny, just rude & boring.

 

 

Well!

 

I guess he told me!

 

ouch

 

He's a beast.

 

Cowardly yours,

 

FFF

[marc anthony]

No one ever guaranteed the validity of the information found on this site. It is a collection of people's observations, opinions, and judgements. That's why there are questions like how many reviews the reviewer has submitted, or what the reviews likes and is like. That way, you, the consumer, can decide if you want to believe a particular review. A reviewer's past history is as important a piece of the puzzle in determining credibility as the review itself. So, for example using your example, if you find discrepant information on Jeremy of San Diego and want to know what to believe, I would recommend trusting yourself first, and then track record second. If you don't believe that Jeremy is 18, then by all means, don't hire him. But if you think that a guy like me who has hired and reviewed over a dozen twink escorts from around the country would have done his homework and would know accurate information about an escort and report it truthfully, then THAT is how you use this site effectively.

[Guest Kevin 2]

On the subject of escort reviews and how things change from one review to the next my favorite is when the 1st review read 7" dick, the next one is 8" dick and the next one reads 9" dick. WOW I just wish my dick would grow like that! ;-)

[adriano46]

FFF

 

I may end up being sent to the woodshed for this... but I find all of your comments very funny - even when they may be a bit offensive. I actually surf the messages here to see some of your latest.

 

Sometimes I think you could author a great book of one-liners.

 

An appreciative fan!

[Donnie]

About 275 posts each for adriano and FFF.

Must be some exciting life you gals are leading.

[Bilbo]

As a heavy poster, perhaps we've just been here longer? Or read and type faster?

[Donnie]

>As a heavy poster,

 

I'm sorry you have a weight problem but why do you always think everyone is talking about you?

[Bilbo]

With over 900 postings to my credit, whatever is said about someone's habits based upon the fact that they have over 200 will sort of reflect on me. However, though both gentlemen are more capable of ignoring you than I am, they are also both capable of defending themselves and me as well as the occaision demands, so perhaps I was a bit arrogant just jumping in there.

 

Oops.