Donovan's new review

[+ Charlie]

Donovan's 3rd review in today's new reviews sounds like a summary of a scene in a porn flick. Aside from the fact that I find it unbelievable that Premier would send an escort to a construction trailer, what is the likelihood that this self-described "streight" guy would troll this site, much less write a review for it?

[Guest DazedBoy]

LOL, thanks for pointing it out. I can't imagine a straight construction worker who "prefers the ladies" would remember the color of his escort's eyes. And what color are they? "Violet"!!!

[Guest blankman]

I tried to withhold judgment on this one. I'm embarrassed to admit that my gut-reaction was "ooooh, that's so not-our-class!"

 

But yes, the trailer, the violet eyes, the idea that, hell, there was a desk so who needs a bed?, it's just too much!

 

Donovan needs to get a new picture. In this one the shadow behind his head blends in with his hair, giving it a bouffant look. That would get him more business than these tall tales.

[Guest BeercanThick]

Query:

 

What is spuey?

 

In the review itt was referred to as "when his dick is all hard and spuey?"

 

eh?

[Guest blankman]

I read that to mean that it was "spewing" stuff, presumably pre-cum or cum. But I could be wrong.

[Guest loverboy]

Only a streight construction worker knows for sure...

[Guest blankman]

(Webster's New Universal Unabridged Dictionary):

 

SPEWY (adj.): wet; boggy, moist, damp. (British dialect form.)

 

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(Dictionary of Slang and Euphemism):

 

SPEW (also SPUE) 1. to ejaculate (British, 1600s). 2. to vomit (British and U.S. colloquial, late 1600s to present). 3. a dysphemism for STEW 4. semen; ejaculated semen (slang or nonce, 1800s-1900s).

 

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A British streight construction worker?

 

Thus ends tonights exegetical adventure... ;-)

[Guest ChicagoCorey]

LAST EDITED ON May-04-01 AT 10:44PM (EST)[p]When this thread started, I thought the review itself was going to be my biggest laugh today.

 

But the humor of the posters about the review has overtaken the original.

 

Thanks for the chuckles, guys.

 

--Corey

 

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