What's the 411 on Endowed Escorts?

[Guest Playboy]

Anyone here check out this new escort-listings site? It popped up just this weekend, I think.

 

http://www.endowedescorts.com

 

BTW, it seems to have links both to here & the MuscleService logbook.

[Guest Nemo]

Forget it! I checked it out today, and from the look of things, it's a disaster still very much in progress.

 

The mission statement on the Welcome page promises it's going to be the biggest & best of all the escort-listing sites, and one devoted strictly to guys who are the most massively endowed escorts on the international scene. All rrrright!

 

But before all you size-queens out there (you know who you are!) start rejoicing, listen to what this site actually has to offer.

 

Apparently the guys behind this (who must be amateurs with a capital A), emailed "invitations" to virtually everybody listed in Rentboy and Escorts4You, urging them to send in ad copy & a whole batch of pix to be part of this exclusive boutique for the superhung. An escort I see all the time (one who certainly qualifies in that department)said sure, count me in, but after spending hours with their screwed up submission-form & sending everything they asked for, he was then told the 'transmission' hadn't worked. Starting from scratch (there's no way to save what you type into the slots), he did it all over again. Still, no go. A third time, no go again! Finally, he had to send it as a regular email. But all the confirmation he ever got back was vague, unsigned & misspelled messages from two different email addresses--neither of which, it seems, is coordinated with the other.

 

It now turns out that most of the stuff escorts were invited to send in was "lost" or deleted in error or discarded by the "design department" for being "duplicate" material. But as it happens, the guys who wasted their time on this are lucky NOT to be trotted out on the pitiful roster that's actually there.

 

Right now, this grandiose venture boasts a total of about 50 escorts (8 in NYC, 9 in LA, 2 in Chicago, 3 in Miami, etc.) with no listings at all for such places as Boston, Ft.Lauderdale, Washington DC, Philadelphia, and so forth. (Even though there's a slot for Canada, there aren't any listings there either. Europe is represented by five or six guys, mostly in London.) And of the escorts who ARE there, hardly any qualify as having anything more than adequate to slightly-bigger-than average equipment. The usual suspects, as it were, typified by the indomitable Steve Teron (who, now forced to show his true likeness, has reinvented himself as "Dungeon Master" or somesuch creature lurking below).

 

Now since practically every one of these guys has a dick shot already posted somewhere (or has been reviewed enough for the facts to be known), we already know how "massively hung" they are, or could easily find out. But over at Endowed Escorts, if you ask "Where's the beef?" you'll be expected to sign up with the obscure (and otherwise useless) AVS, ManSentry--at $19.95 a month--for the privilege of inspecting the goods in the X-rated section. Yet the meat, remember, is the whole self-described point of this site in the first place!

 

I wouldn't count on things getting better anytime soon. Despite the site name, the mission statement and a loopy money-back "guarantee" that has to be read to be believed (or disbelieved actually), the EE webmeisters show their savvy by using as their poster-boy the venerable Nick Harmon(!), who throughout his long career has been accused of everything BUT being "massively endowed." And among the "preview" cock shots meant to lure you into handing over $19.95 every month to ManSentry are some of the oldest & most obvious fake pix still making the internet rounds.

 

The original 'launch date' for this mess was July 10. Then it was the 15th (announced as "6/15" in their hastily revised schedule). August 15 looms as the next milestone--the point at which they expect to surpass all other escort sites in existence, and thus fulfill their "guarantee." But, as I say, you've really got to read this statement. It'll take you back to the days of Crazy Eddie!

 

According to my own schedule, Endowed Escorts.com should be drifting endlessly through the vast graveyards of cyberspace no later than Labor Day.

 

But go read that guarantee!