Jeff Palmer Review from Nob Hill Theatre in San Francisco

[Guest SFJEFF]

I couldn't resist writing a quick review of the most hysterical on stage performance I have ever seen by a stripper. The Nob Hill Theatre has been advertising Jeff Palmer headlining this weekend for a few months. [http://www.jeffpalmer.net] So of course, I was anticipating a great show. As the time got closer they advertised that Jeff would be performing his two musical singles "Conectando" and "Easy". He would then do his "nasty" autograph session following his performance. For anyone who goes to the Nob Hill Theatre you know that the normal performance (if there is such a thing as normal) has a dancer coming out on stage and he strips quickly to nothing and then goes from patron to patron in the audience doing lap dances getting tips. Tonight as "Jimmy Jax" was performing at 7:30PM (the show right before Jeff's), I knew we were in for a different kind of show. Little did I know that I would be able to hardly contain hysterical laughter at what I was about to see.

 

During Jimmy Jax' performance the workerbees at the theatre were setting up a fog machine as well as a fan to presumably blow the fog in the direction of the dancer. Ummm interesting, I thought. At 8PM, the curtains opened and the announcer said, "For the first time in San Francisco, Jeff Palmer performing his two singles". Jeff stood there on stage with a black cape and hood and of course black high top boots. He also had a headset on with a microphone, although the headset wasn't really attached to anything. The music began to start and Jeff stood up and through back his cape. As suspected, there he stood with an amazing body with only a g-string on and the cape around his back. His g-string was black with white strands on the front. It stretched around in the back and tied only at the top. Now his single started and he started to lipsynch to his song. At first I thought, good music until the words started coming out. It was the most off key attempt at cheap disco I have ever heard. It kept getting worse as he meandered through the song. He made feable attempts at some sort of choreography, however, he never quite convinced us that he wasn't just making it up as he went along. He wasn't just off key, he was way off key and he was lip synching !!!!! So this was the way it was recorded. There were a number of people in the audience, of course, to see such a famous porn star as well as many of the other Nob Hill dancers and everyone was having a hard time containing themselves. If it weren't for his beautiful body, I'm sure that someone would have found a tomatoe or two to through up on stage. So he did his two songs, stepped down to the first few rows in front of the stage but never really worked the crowd. At the end of his two songs (nearly 20 minutes) he waved goodbye to the crowd and left the stage. Needless to say the crowd was disappointed. I mean no one even got to see him naked.

 

Well he redeemed himself during his "nasty" autograph session. Again, for those of you who don't know the Nob Hill Theatre layout, there is a voyeur's lounge in the back and they made an announcement in the back that in 5 minutes, Jeff would be doing his "nasty" autograph signing in the voyeur's lounge. And sure enough he appeared in his black cape but without the g-string this time. He asked everyone to get in line to get an autographed picture and while he was signing his picture you got the pleasure of sucking him as deeply as you wanted. So of course the line became very long and at one point there was a suck off between two guys that he liked very well. So this was very different than what the average dancer did at the Nob Hill Theatre. He stayed out for about 40 minutes letting anyone "play".

 

So if you are interested he is performing on the 21st, 22nd, and 23rd at 8 & 11PM (better call the theatre to confirm showings). You can get their information at http://www.nobhilltheatre.com.

 

So go, ignore the awful attempt at singing and dancing and just go to the "nasty" autograph signing. You'll be glad you did. His English is not very good, but if you speak Spanish you'll be fine.

 

Reviewed first show, Friday, July 21st 8PM show.

[Guest hottie]

> He asked everyone to

>get in line to get

>an autographed picture and while

>he was signing his picture

>you got the pleasure of

>sucking him as deeply as

>you wanted. So of

>course the line became very

>long and at one point

>there was a suck off

>between two guys that he

>liked very well. So

>this was very different than

>what the average dancer did

>at the Nob Hill Theatre.

> He stayed out for

>about 40 minutes letting anyone

>"play".

>

 

How very risky (HIV) for Jeff and the lineup of men who took his cock in their mouths. Hate to throw cold water on the scene, but did he wear a condom?

[Guest curious2000]

I have to agree with Hottie, I found the retelling of the stage show funny,but the "nasty" autograph lineup of men to suck him off very risky,disturbing,and sort of sad and disgusting. All of that spit from dozens of different men one after the other...yuck!sounds like a booksigning appereance from Barnes&Noble from Hell or a gay pornstar acid trip to me... I would rather stick to a clean,hot,escort all to myself,thank you very much.

[Guest SFJEFF]

No, he did not use a condom. And that is also the reason why I only watched. It was unfortunate that the option was not offerred either.

[Guest hottie]

I just viewed the photos on his web site and he is wearing that ridiculous costume get up and microphone. He needs a professional manager for his porn star career. Also, he needs to keep the buzz cut hair. The photos of him with longer hair don't flatter his image. Sad to see him making those mistakes. He once had the potential of a Jeff Stryker. Sad to see him throw it away. Maybe it is the language barrier.

Why doesn't Falcon do something? John Rutherford?

What happened?

[Guest SFJEFF]

When they introduced him, they said "former Falcon exclusive". so he must not be affiliated with them anymore.

[Guest LAtommy]

He did leave Falcon. He told me his new manager's name. If I can remember it I'll post it. But the new guy is much better at promoting him and willing to let him travel all around the country.

 

It is terrible that he didn't want to use the condom. I thought he was always careful. Guess not. He is a still a hottie! ;-) Even with that aweful new hair.

[Guest nynycollector]

Saw both the 3pm and the 8pm shows on Sunday, the 23rd. The earlier show's signing session only had about 10 to 12 guys attending and it got very hot very fast. After a couple of guys went down on Jeff, the third one was blowing him and Jeff asked to fuck him (with a condom) and Jeff went at it. The heat rose quickly with all surrounding the action, even an older guy sticking his finger up Jeff's butt. Jeff blew in the guys butt, pulling out a cum ladden condom. Damn hot!!! The 8pm show was much the same as the 3pm but the signing session was a little different. Many more guys were in attendance, maybe 20 or more. Jeff started as he did before, took off the cloak and was naked with a nice hard-on. He invited people to suck his dick, but this time was having trouble getting takers. Finally an old guy started and a few others joined after constant proding by Jeff. Finally Jeff jerked off with the aid of the same older guy with from the earlier session, with his finger up Jeff's butt. It was sort of sad to see this hot hot man begging for guys to service him. Some were even laughing/snickering, making jokes that they wouldn't go down that thing even if it was dipped in alchohol. Sort of makes you think---

[Guest bluboy]

Is all this legal in San Fran? In New York, the place would have been closed down by the NYC Fuhrer...is SF just different or was this just flagrant violation of all kinds of laws?...while i would not have participated myself I find the whole event absolutely titilating...i would have watched with gusto...blu

[Guest Quinte]

...Re the line up and "sucking part"

 

OH MY GOD!!

 

Urrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

 

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