Was going to Shut up, but I can't

[Guest Billyboy]

I can't keep quiet. I've got some really important things to post.

 

1. I cannot decide whether or not to wear underwear today. I could wear the jock strap, like the one pictured on my website at http://www.boynxtdr.com But I'm just not sure. Sometimes the denim from my jeans chafes me if I don't wear underwear. But then the underwear tends to crush my low hanging balls and extra wide dick, which you can see if you email me and avoid the rush.

 

2. As you probably know I'm going to Vegas today. I cannot decide whether to be at the airport 1 hour early or 2 hours early. Should I bring the big suitcase or the little one? When the flight attendant asks me what I want to drink, what should I have? Coke? Sprite? Juice? I just don't know. What would a truly caring, sensitive and compassionate escort order?

 

3. Should I say "Fuck 'em" as suggested to me? Or shall I read the email sent to me by one Escort Protector?

 

4. When I go to Vegas, should I hire an escort and tell you all about it here? No, the would be flagrant advertising and useless mush. Or would it?

 

Help! I need my many admirers and twink lovers to come to my rescue with these answers.

[Paul Revere]

OK Skeptic, I'll give you this,you are funny. But why do you have to be mean too?

 

Let Billyboy be Billyboy. Maybe you never have to consult with anyone because you know all the answers to everything, but Billyboy is young, and a kind of open person. Let him be who he is.

 

Or maybe you don't have any friends who would ever help you because you a miserable cynical old thing.

[Guest Shooter]

Very funny, Skeptiflabbydiogentosizillyboy! I'm chortling uncontrollably.

[Guest Skeptic]

Well, I've always found LOL to be a tiresome item in nettalk, but if there was ever a time for me to use it, it's now: L O L ! ! !

 

Billy, shall I tell them--or will you? These are your people after all.

 

I assume you actually DID compose it yourself, unless the message board software actually allowed an impostor to log on with another password. (Or is Hooboy back in that huge hoopskirt again, playing Glinda the Good?) And, as a connoisseur of parody, I really must salute you on skewering yourself so deftly. It's very funny indeed.

 

One quibble, though: some of the self-promoting detailwork gives you an oddly hermaphropditic air. Yes, you've done well in your natural 'ephebe' niche--or as they say nowadays, as a twink--but do you really think it wise to try to capture the chicks-with-dicks market, too? Focus, Billboy, focus! Good advertising starts with knowing how to target the campaign.

 

See, Paul? Billy isn't so helpless after all! He's a tough, resourceful, little operator who knows exactly what he's doing.

 

And Shooter, that time you shot yourself in the foot. Who's chortling now?

[seeker630]

At this point, it's getting difficult to tell whose tongue is in whose cheek(s) ;-)

[Bilbo]

RE: location of tongues and cheeks

 

Sounds like a job for Assmaster!

[Guest jackson6]

Billy, The Billyboy Fan Club and Twink Lovers of the Wrold want to know what you decided. Was it no underwear, jock, or are your low hangers and big thick dick rubbed raw?

Also,do you have time to hire an escort? We thought your time in Las Vegas was booked up. If not how do we make an appointment?

[Traveller]

LAST EDITED ON Apr-10-00 AT 04:08PM (CST)[p]Not bad. I especially liked the 'ephebe' niche remark coupled with the chicks with dicks slam. Most importantly, you kept your response to less than 500 words. Such restraint is refreshing.

[Guest Billyboy]

Was it no

>underwear, jock, or are your

>low hangers and big thick

>dick rubbed raw?

> Also,do you have time

>to hire an escort? We

>thought your time in Las

>Vegas was booked up. If

>not how do we make

>an appointment?

 

Well, I went with my own standard...No underwear.

No escort for me. But I did have a very hot client.

Now it's a new dilemna, but I'll put that on a new thread.