DAMN YOU NY OBSERVER!!!

[Guest REGINA]

If any of you haven't yet, please check out the Gaiety reviews for this week. Mr. New York-ten thousand comedians out of work and he makes jokes-Observer began his column with a statement which has appeared far too many times in our lovely hamlet of Manhattan!!! I know it's April 1st and I know it's only a joke but COME ON!!! SOME THINGS ARE SACRED! And then HooBoy wonders why I climb on my soap box when discussing Mayor Giuliani (did I mention he's an idiot)

 

It certainly got my attention. I screamed so loud that someone came to my little cubicle at the library to see if I had inserted a lawn gnome into my rectum. I'm still quivering with horror..oh the humanity...

 

Excellent prank joke NY Observer, but from now on let's keep our houses of worship out of it! :-)

[NY Observer]

OOPS

All in good fun, Regina

[HooBoy]

Regina,

 

For what it's worth, NYO got me, too.

 

Imagine my shock! I was the first to see it.

 

I was considering an April Fool's prank, but I decided to see Tony Randall and the beautiful Jarrod Emick in "Damn Yankees", and I had to go backstage and see Jarrod and look for Tony's Viagra, so I didn't have time to come up with something as clever as the evil New York Observer.

 

Still, get Giuliani out of the Apple.

 

HooBoy

[Guest assmaster]

You sure freaked ME out!!!!!!

What we do without the Big G ???????

 

Maybe get a life...AND another hobby...

One not quite so expensive I hope.

 

Really would miss the rush of trundling those winding stairs and wondering just what new flavor

of Candy will be in the CANDYSTORE.

(GOD, anybody remember the other CANDYSTORE?)

[Guest Sicilian]

>beautiful Jarrod Emick in "Damn

>Yankees",

 

He sure is beautiful and pretty to look at! I love his body too

 

 

http://changedesign.com/sicilian/

[Guest Jake]

>(GOD, anybody remember the other CANDYSTORE?)

 

 

No, or at least I don't. Tell us, assmaster. I love your stories!

[Guest Jake]

LAST EDITED ON Apr-02-00 AT 10:30AM (CST)[p]beautiful Jarrod Emick in "Damn

Yankees

 

Yes ... he played young joe here in NYC and I drooled over him then. Do you think he escorts??? LOL

 

Where's Damn Yankees now?

[Guest syracuse]

ASSMASTER: ..YES I FONDLY REMEMBER THE CANDY STORE...WANT A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE???HOW ABOUT THE GOOD OLD HAYMARKET???GILDED GRAPE..LA FIESTA...TO NAME A FEW

[Bilbo]

It's in Houston. It was timed to open the same time the new ballpark opened with our home town boys hosting the Yankees. The same two teams that opened our last ballpark. As opposed to the late lamented Ballpark, the best baths I've ever been to, with a 20 foot indoor waterfall you walked through to get to a hottub/orgy room. Ah! Memories of Denver!

[Guest assmaster]

RE: Candystore

 

I don't remember those other places. I am a mere child. I went to the Candy store only once or twice when I was a baby and my Grandfather took me. I remember it had a huge chandelier and a big circular Staircase. Perfect to make an entrance. Regina would have loved it. She could have BACKED down into the room !!!!!!

What about the Sanctuary? What a beautiful disco! YEARS before Studio 54 and all that.

An old friend of mine designed it. It was great!