escorts to your home?

[Guest jeejer]

I am thinking of hiring a local escort, rather than going to NYC or PHIlly. It is in a small town in Pa. It seems like it would be easier to have the escort come to my house while my wife is at work. Is that crazy? Have any of your done this and what do you forsee as the problems with it?

[HooBoy]

You're married.

 

Don't bring anyone else into your home for sex. EVER.

[Guest JasenRhodes]

God yes, I agree. You ask about potential problems. Yikes. I can think of many. How bout the obvious Wife suprises you!

 

Get a hotel room if you must. Nothing wrong with having an escort to your house, but not unless the good woman approves. HEllo.

 

Good luck!

[Guest torjon]

Are you serious? As a long time married man, I can

tell you that women will forgive a lot,but they

will NEVER forgive you fucking someone else..man

or woman...in THEIR house. Nor should they. That's

the ultimate insult. For christs sake, man, rent a

motel or hotel room and RELAX with all this. Keep

the two things totally separate and you'll have

fun and no-one gets hurt.(or do you want to be

caught????). Seriously, man, don't even THINK

about doing this home thing.

[+ Charlie]

If this is a "small town" in PA, how do you find a "local escort"? This in itself sounds pretty dicey. News gets around fast in small towns. If you are serious about having sex with an escort, go to Phila. and do it with Premier at their place, and pay cash! (You don't want any questionable credit card slips to come to your wife's attention.)If you are intent on doing it in your own bed--which I agree with everyone else is madness--at least make sure your wife is out of town, not just at work and able to stop in unexpectedly, and again hire a professional from out of town. I agree with one of the other writers that it sounds to me like you are trying to set up a dangerous situation in hopes that you will be dramatically outed--it sounds exciting, but the damage to everyone concerned is not worth it.

[+ Lucky]

This is one of the first threads in the Deli, once again with a comment by Hooboy, and a note from Charlie.

It shows that many of the discussions we have today were conducted before, so a search of the archives can turn up some good stuff.

[josephga]

oh lord I agree with the comments get a room. I wouldn't blame a wife husband bf girl friend partner or whatever showing their ass big time if they found out someone else had been in their home or bed..

[JT Brooklyn]

My answer Back Then or Now! Sure as long as SHE can have another Man in your Bed while YOUR not Home!

 

Pretty Pathetic me thinks then and Now! Get a Room like everyone else does!

 

Now hopefully we will be "Transported" Back to 2010!

[whipped guy]

Now hopefully we will be "Transported" Back to 2010!

Amen to that... this time-warp trip down "memory lane" is a bit bewildering to say the least.

[MsGuy]

I don't know, whipped guy, for me it's kind of interesting to read these posts from yesteryear. But I admit I've taken to glancing at the date in the top left hand corner on new (to me) threads.

[+ purplekow]

Looking back 10 years ago, it is hard to believe anyone was so naive as that poster.

Sounds like a plot from "According to Jim" but instead of an escort, Jim is having a poker game. TV Guide Jim tries to hide his poker game from Cheryl and plans it for her hairstyling day. Cheryl's salon is the victim of a pipebombing, so Cheryl returns home early and hilarity ensues.

[whipped guy]

...But I admit I've taken to glancing at the date in the top left hand corner...

That's been the perplexing part... until I realized that some of these threads were a decade old I thought I had been "Rip van Winkle like" asleep at the switch!

 

Perhaps there should be a new area to posts these walks down memory lane (all of which date from my lurking days) to reduce the confusion among those of us who are easily baffled, bemused, bewildered, and befuddled.

 

Still, while we can learn from the past, I personally prefer to deal with the present… as while history does repeat itself, there is always some new and interesting twist.

[+ newatthis]

Don't you enjoy discovering that nothing much has changed, either in topics or types of questions?

[+ Lucky]

There are many people posting now that never knew about Hooboy, and know nothing about the history of the site, or posters who at one time were pretty popular here.

 

I cannot imagine Whipped Guy having trouble figuring out when the post originated. Nor can it be so difficult to read the past. I mean, here's a guy that gets tied up and whipped, and this is hard for him???

 

http://www.murphywhips.com/Mike%20Murphy%20whip%20cracking%20at%20the%20nationals-medium.jpg

You are whipped my friend!

[whipped guy]

I cannot imagine Whipped Guy having trouble figuring out when the post originated. Nor can it be so difficult to read the past. I mean, here's a guy that gets tied up and whipped, and this is hard for him??? You are whipped my friend!

Lucky... Thanks for the whooping I needed that... and yes unfortunately many things are indeed difficult for me... that is why I very often need to be diciplined... because at times I just don't get it... and yes there are times when I can be a bit dense... Such as you posting these old threads as a proper and fitting tribute to Hooboy.

 

Yet at other times I need it simply because it puts a smile on my face!

[Mark Gordon]

Time Warp

 

Amen to that... this time-warp trip down "memory lane" is a bit bewildering to say the least.

 

I've already trawled through the archives extensively, but I have no objection to Lucky's nostalgic resurrections of historic threads.

Let's do the time warp again!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyssf9k0qdM

[Guest RyanCade]

Guest? No post count?

 

Are you serious? As a long time married man, I can

tell you that women will forgive a lot,but they

will NEVER forgive you fucking someone else..man

or woman...in THEIR house. Nor should they. That's

the ultimate insult. For christs sake, man, rent a

motel or hotel room and RELAX with all this. Keep

the two things totally separate and you'll have

fun and no-one gets hurt.(or do you want to be

caught????). Seriously, man, don't even THINK

about doing this home thing.

 

 

How does one post "incognito" ? How random... Do you have to register to get a sn.. Sorry just confused..

[Mark Gordon]

How does one post "incognito" ? How random.... Hmmmm

 

Ryan, this is a 10 year old thread: they did things differently back then.

[+ purplekow]

Ryan check the date of his posts. They date to the early day of Hooboy and come from the files. Since they are no longer active, they have the title of guest

[Guest RyanCade]

Probably Questionable Judgement At Best

 

When in doubt Don't.

 

I don't think I have ever been to a married mans home... They are the slickest of them all... I have a regular who has seen me often for a year and a half. He still buys a go phone every time he decides to call me so he can throw it away he parks blocks away so I have no idea what he drives... He is serious about being discreet..

 

I would imagine the fear of her coming home unexpected would keep you from enjoying yourself and I personally wouldn't want to be that escort either.

 

Just me..

~RyanCade~

[Romann]

I like the whip! Where did he get that?

[Guest RyanCade]

Learn Something Everyday.....

 

Ryan check the date of his posts. They date to the early day of Hooboy and come from the files. Since they are no longer active, they have the title of guest

 

Got it... Silly me, I never look at the date of the post... I was wondering why lucky was talking about back in the day..., I really was trying to make sense of it.. I should read slower... Thanks for help... Gosh You guys must have heard it all by now..

 

~RyanCade~

[josephga]

When in doubt Don't.

 

I don't think I have ever been to a married mans home... They are the slickest of them all... I have a regular who has seen me often for a year and a half. He still buys a go phone every time he decides to call me so he can throw it away he parks blocks away so I have no idea what he drives... He is serious about being discreet..

 

I would imagine the fear of her coming home unexpected would keep you from enjoying yourself and I personally wouldn't want to be that escort either.

 

Just me..

~RyanCade~

 

 

 

 

I use too have massage clients that wouldn't park in front of my building because they didn't want me too see their cars either. I told a few of them over and over that their wives wouldn't give a shit that they bought a massage from a man that they would most likely be more upset over buying one from a woman.. I put the question to a few of my female friends regarding their bf' and husbands and they agreed

[OceanTraveller]

Yes that is the straw that broke the Camels back in John Edwards case !! NOT AT YOUR HOME !! PLEASE !!!

[Rod Hagen]

Yes that is the straw that broke the Camels back in John Edwards case !! NOT AT YOUR HOME !! PLEASE !!!

 

All your fears are 100% valid. And yet...

 

And yet the (married) client I'm closest to, the client who's my best friend, well we've fucked (in at least a Clintonian sense) upstairs and downstairs and on the stairs when the troops have been away. Years from now if the dog barked familiarly at me on the sidewalk, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

There's another married client I've seen from the very beginning, I've overnighted in BOTH his houses. He ate my ass when I perched on the butcher's block. We fucked in the pool.

 

Ok, another guy, R, lives with his family in a cute west side bungalow and you can smell the ocean through the windows.

 

God that's just the surface. I've been a Fun Fit Friendly Fucker for over 10 years and I don't have enough digits to count the number of family homes I've baptized.

 

Ok, so why? Of course in all cases there's the excitement of blasphemy and risk. But, with the ones I'm closer to, it's also a way of bringing me into their lives, as much as we're able anyway. We can't have a life together, but we can play house. I fear the slamming car door, but it's intimate, affirming, and something I love and appreciate and very much look forward to.