"I murdered my father" and other Passion Don'ts.

[+ purplekow]

I was out to lunch once with a business associate and in the midst of a pleasant but pedestrian conversation, he mentioned that at age 15, he had shot and killed his father, intentionally. I was taken aback and asked if I had heard him correctly. He repeated the statement and added some details. I must admit to hurrying the meal along and afterwards, I avoided doing business with him.

 

I was wondering what was the oddest thing that a client has told you that either caused you to not see him at all or at least, not see him again.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[+ Charlie]

The oddest thing that an escort ever said to me was that a client had asked him to take the client out in the desert and chop off his arms--and the escort said he did it. I found that I couldn't keep an erection with him after that comment.

[Guest zipperzone]

>The oddest thing that an escort ever said to me was that a

>client had asked him to take the client out in the desert and

>chop off his arms--and the escort said he did it. I found that

>I couldn't keep an erection with him after that comment.

 

I would highly doubt the truth to the escort's story. But I would have shown him the door - real quick.....

[Guest zipperzone]

>I was out to lunch once with a business associate and in the

>midst of a pleasant but pedestrian conversation, he mentioned

>that at age 15, he had shot and killed his father,

>intentionally. I was taken aback and asked if I had heard him

>correctly. He repeated the statement and added some details.

>I must admit to hurrying the meal along and afterwards, I

>avoided doing business with him.

 

I don't think that would have put me off of him. I would find the story facinating and want all the gory details as to why, where and what happened afterwards.

 

I would also be really interested in hearing what his motive was in telling it to you.

[+ Charlie]

I found it hard to believe, too, but whether he did the deed or not, he certainly was intrigued by the idea. Several years later I was told by a reliable source that the escort had been committed to a hospital for the criminal insane.

[Barry]

While rare, there are people who want one or more limbs amputated and sometimes ask/pay others to do it. I remember seeing something on PBS about it some time ago.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia

 

Barry

[Guest zipperzone]

>I found it hard to believe, too, but whether he did the deed

>or not, he certainly was intrigued by the idea. Several years

>later I was told by a reliable source that the escort had been

>committed to a hospital for the criminal insane.

 

Let's assume for a moment that it's true. Wouldn't that be paramount to murder or at least attempted murder. After the arms came off, how would he stop the bleeding and even if he was able to, the client would have had to been hospitalized - and the explanation would be.........?

[whipped guy]

Over the years there have been several bizarre situations and silly things escorts have told me about and/or have done which more or fit this discussion.

 

One escort told me of another client that wanted the ultimate S&M situation… he wanted to be set on fire… The escort being a sensible individual declined… I would assume the risks of setting his apartment on fire were a trifle too risky… plus if he had to lose a client he did not want to lose him by getting involved in a potential homicide situation.

 

Another escort told me of all the arrest warrants he had… out of the country… and that’s why he was here illegally… not too bright… what if I worked for the INS… Plus, his story did not set well with me… especially as it involved beating up and injuring an individual… and gee what was I there for… Hmmmm…

 

A different escort told me how all his safe deposit boxes were overflowing with cash and nothing further could be stuffed inside of them. Of course in the process he implied that all these dim-witted clients were foolishly throwing money at him which of course made me feel like just another of his dim-witted customers… Now that’s a good approach to insure repeat business! His solution to his money problem: he had resorted to hiding the currency in his apartment... in a closet. Again, not too bright… I have his address in case anyone is interested in committing a burglary…

 

Also, in the not too bright category... the brainless and inane things some escorts have done and posted on this very board… no matter what the physical attraction or how sophisticated or how worldly they pretend to be, stupid is stupid is stupid…

[+ Charlie]

One 40ish, homely but exceptionally hung escort, whom I hired many years ago, got himself hard by describing the time he fucked the King of Belgium in a coffin. Uh, huh--he really thought that would get me hard, too, but somehow it didn't work.

[whipped guy]

For some reason I get the impression that Charlie might just be able to write a book on this subject!!! (Not to mention a few other subjects as well!)

[+ ArVaGuy]

This did not happen while hiring a guy but I once had a guy I met in a bar ask "If your were going to cook me and eat me, what seasonings would you use?" Not exactly one of the best pick up lines. I walked away, rather quickly I might add.

[JT Brooklyn]

Hey WHIP, After hearing of some of your "Working Guy Adventure's", I'm thinking you better be careful WHO you give the Key to The Toy Chest To!

 

Enjoy your Summer MR. WHIP! :P

[+ purplekow]

Baudouin or Leopold? I guess this is the natural progression.

Firs there is jack in the box and then a queen and a king in a box. He probably did his ace in theo box too.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Barry]

with fava beans?

 

Barry

[SAdler]

>Let's assume for a moment that it's true. Wouldn't that be

>paramount to murder or at least attempted murder. After the

>arms came off, how would he stop the bleeding and even if he

>was able to, the client would have had to been hospitalized -

>and the explanation would be.........?

 

It might be mentioned in that wikipedia link but there is a process demonstrated on one or more crime shows, CSI etc. Essentially the limb you feel "shouldn't exist" is frozen toward frostbite and chopped off.

[Guest ncm2169]

Don't forget the Chianti. }(

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: "I murdered my father" and other Passion Don'ts.

 

One friend who was an escort told me of a client who wanted to hire escorts just to have them sit in the room and be verbally abused. No sex, cuddling, or contact - just an orange peel or two thrown in your face at most. And my friend said he and the other escorts looked at this guy as an "easy" job, once they knew what to expect. They didn't have to remove one stitch of clothing, and the routine never changed. (Come to think of it, being in the medical field I sometimes get verbally abused, have things more disgusting than orange peels sometimes end up covering my clothes - fortunately, not intentionally, from every orifce you can think of* - and get paid for it. So we're not so different)

 

*as a student in a big city hospital, I had to deliver a baby from a little girl who was sick as hell with a raging fever - and she had projectile EVERYTHING at once - and me screaming "Push!" of all things. I was covered with vomit, shit, and soaked with amniotic fluid - cause she did! Think of Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" delivering a baby - that's what that experience was like.

[Guest zipperzone]

RE: "I murdered my father" and other Passion Don'ts.

 

a student in a big city hospital, I had to deliver a baby

>from a little girl who was sick as hell with a raging fever -

>and she had projectile EVERYTHING at once - and me screaming

>"Push!" of all things. I was covered with vomit, shit, and

>soaked with amniotic fluid - cause she did! Think of Linda

>Blair in "The Exorcist" delivering a baby - that's what that

>experience was like.

 

Nice..........

[Guest zipperzone]

>This did not happen while hiring a guy but I once had a guy I

>met in a bar ask "If your were going to cook me and eat me,

>what seasonings would you use?" Not exactly one of the best

>pick up lines. I walked away, rather quickly I might add.

 

This reminds me of the cases of cannibalism in Germany in recent years. YUK!

[+ Charlie]

Baudouin, he said.

[whipped guy]

Don't worry JT, in his old age the now more sensible and wiser Mr. Whip is becoming more selective regarding who gets their hands on the playthings in my toy chest… and how they are used as well!