Where can I buy EROS lube in Philly?

[jeddinger]

Does anyone know a place in downtown Philly where I can purchase some EROS lube? I thought there was a place near the gay clubs.

 

I'm meeting someone next week and all the online places I visited can't deliver it on time. I usually prefer to be discreet and order online but I'll "take the plunge" this time.

 

Also, I'm not very experienced at bottoming and the escort is well-endowed. Any advice on what to buy or how to prepare? I was looking at the EROS gel.

[+ deej]

>Also, I'm not very experienced at bottoming and the escort is

>well-endowed. Any advice on what to buy or how to prepare?

 

Here's some advice the inimitable Michael Brandon once posted on his Yahoo Group or blog for someone contemplating taking on his Monster:

 

[blockquote]Visit your nearest drug store, buy a Fleet enema kit.

Visit to your nearest coffee shop, buy double shot of expesso drink (preferably a warm one). The drink needs to be completely consumed by the time you get home.

Allow yourself time to let the coffee do it's work, half an hour should do just fine.

Put on your favorite relaxing music. Rap, head banging or any music in which causes the veins in your neck to protude in the least is not good for this procedure!

Empty the liquid out of the Fleet kit. The Fleet kit contains a laxative that will continue working for hours after use (which may interfere with your evening). Use warm tap water to fill the bottle.

Add a smidge of lube to your hole. Sticking the finger of lube up the hole couldn't hurt matters.

Stick the lubed up fleet nozzle attached to the bottle up your hole to the base of the nozzle (not the base of the bottle).

Empty the contents of the enema kit into your hole. Allow the water to discharge from you hole of it's own accord. Pushing it out with all your might may tighten things up, causing water pockets to form. These pockets of water will likely release at the most inopportune time causing major embarrassment to the bottom. Repeat until water is clear and uncomfortable feeling in your tummy goes away.

If you have that feeling. Nothing to be concerned about. Usually means there is still some water hanging around on your insides. Give yourself plenty time of to complete this process before allowing your legs to be thrown in the air.[/blockquote]

[ted]

Used to be an adult store on 13th between Sansome and Walnut that had lube. Haven't been there in awhile, but it was there for a very long time

[jeddinger]

>Used to be an adult store on 13th between Sansome and Walnut

>that had lube. Haven't been there in awhile, but it was there

>for a very long time

 

Is this the one?

 

Danny's Adam And Eve [Adult Store]

133 South 13th Street [13th and Sansom]

Philadelphia, PA

215-925-5041

[jeddinger]

Cool...I'll give it a try. I've used the Fleets before...but did not replace the contents with warm water; I'll do that this go round. The coffee part is interesting...off to Starbucks!

 

Nothing like a double espresso and a Fleets to get into that romantic mood! :o

 

I wonder what his advice is for the next day when you can't walk str8 or sit down. x(

[+ deej]

>I wonder what his advice is for the next day when you can't

>walk str8 or sit down. x(

 

Rinse. Repeat.

[jeddinger]

>>I wonder what his advice is for the next day when you can't

>>walk str8 or sit down. x(

>

>Rinse. Repeat.

 

Hmmm..think I could expedite things by doing a double espresso Fleets? Then again, how would you distinguish between the coffee and other effluent?

:7

[Barry]

>Hmmm..think I could expedite things by doing a double espresso

>Fleets?

 

I wouldn't advise it. All the caffeine would be very rapidly absorbed and you wouldn't be able to lie still long enough to get fucked. Could make for an interesting game of tag though. }(

 

Barry

[jeddinger]

Not a pretty picture.

 

Instead of Cafe Au Lait, it'll be "Cafe oh shit not again!" ;( And the escort will keep saying; "Why does it smell like Sumatra blend in here?"

 

But as the Starbucks site says, Sumatra is "intense, earthy and aromatic".

 

Now I'm back to thinking about the bartender who stirs drinks with his dick. :7

[+ deej]

>Could make for an interesting game of tag though. }(

 

Or naked Twister. }(

[ted]

Yes

[+ Tygerscent]

RE: J-lube best!

 

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[jeddinger]

RE: J-lube best!

 

> Used for birthing babies and livestock.

 

Ya know, I'm starting to rethink this whole anal sex thing.

 

Double espressos and multiple Fleets was one thing, but being put into the same category as birthing babies and livestock just crosses the line of good taste!

 

I can see it now, while this well hung stud is having his way with me, I'll be fighting back images of farm animals and Episiotomies.

 

Can't a boy just have some good clean fun?

 

[+ Tygerscent]

RE: J-lube best!

 

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503.317.8055

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