Protecting Your Rectum- Don't Do This!

[+ Lucky]

A man in Nepal stuck a glass up his butt. Three days later he sought medical help when it didn't come out. It wasn't easy for them either

https://nypost.com/2023/03/27/drunken-mistake-leads-to-embarrassing-hospital-visit/

[Thomas_Belgium]

Not coming even close of this, in my opinion:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112

[Marc in Calif]

13 hours ago, Thomas_Belgium said:

Not coming even close of this, in my opinion:

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112

The patient was a military enthusiast who "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance, reported The Sun. A source told The Sun: "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff. "He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it."

Reminds me of this story with a similar "excuse":

Man, 26, claims shower head was pushed six inches into his rectum after he 'slipped and fell' on it - but doctors aren't convinced.

• A man needed a six inch shower head removed from his rectum, a report states 
• The 26 year old Indian man told doctors that he fell on a hand held shower head
• But study authors, from New Delhi, were 'suspicious' of the excuse in the report
• Such cases are said to be common but perhaps under-reported due to stigma 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5781951/Man-gets-shower-head-SIX-INCHES-rectum-slipped-fell-shower.html

[jeezifonly]

Next time you see a large zucchini squash, think of those poor guys who’ve turned up at the ER after a “gardening accident” 😂