Out-Call Etiquette: What should I offer him?

[joel304]

RE: Welcome wagon

 

>Hey Joel,

>Way to welcome the new guy. thank god you weren't the WW when

>I asked nearly the same question three years ago when I first

>started hiring.

 

 

This question is phrased as if the "new guy" is house sitting for a pet, rather than welcoming a human being to his room. Would you ask a question like this on a chat board if you were meeting a blind date? Anyone of average intelligence should be able to figure this one out with a simple, "hey, what do you like to drink." This art is often mastered in the developmental years, no? Maybe I'm wrong.

 

 

I'll say it again ... Jesus man!

[Funseeker 22]

>

>All kidding aside, I don’t want to look like a cheapskate.

>What is considered proper?

 

Hey Whip,

Please take this in the fun spirit it was intended.

Clean Ass or Clean Dick plus maybe Visible Cash on Hand.

:)

[taylorky]

RE: Welcome wagon

 

LOL poor joel....trying to explain your reasons to some people...is like trying to explain truth too bush...neither of them will ever get it.

[Traveller]

RE: Welcome wagon

 

Gee WG, I hope I'm not too late, but here's my two cents. Guys from east of the Mississippi tend to like cucumber sandwiches and Pellegrino. Add in a couple of petit fours and you're sure to make the right impression. Fellas from out west favor a jack quesadilla and a spot of green tea.

 

If you're unable to accomodate the hired help with any or all of the above, I've found that your random bung hole usually does the trick just fine.

 

Later.

[taylorky]

RE: Welcome wagon

 

:7

[joel304]

RE: Welcome wagon

 

>Hey Joel,

>Way to welcome the new guy. thank god you weren't the WW when

>I asked nearly the same question three years ago when I first

>started hiring.

>Cut the guy some slack and save us all a bit of heartburn will

>ya?

>

>And for the OP, I always have cold bottled water and will

>often ask in advance if the guy has another favorite beverage.

> it often surprises them in a good way.

 

You drive a spike, and yet you couldn't manage the beverage thing? Huh.

 

 

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