Tonight's escort quiz:

[ready182]

So, a man asks a versitile bottom to put the "v" in versitile. The V.B. elects to lie on his back, with the man on top, facing him. The man says "I can cum like this". The V.B. smiles and says "go for it". The man busts over the VB's stomach and chest. The VB then says "Ewww - get it off". What should have the VB done:

 

a. Exactly what he did - after all, the VB accomodated the man, and was totally honest about his feelings.

 

b. Pretended that he loved being hosed down, and rubbed the mans jizz over him, telling the man how hot the experience was.

 

c. Suggested a different position, to avoid being "hit".

 

d. Explained that "versitile bottom" really means "bottom".

 

e. Told the man, in advance, to keep his cum to himself!

 

f. Found a new line of work.

 

g. Asked the man if he would like to do that again tomorrow night.

 

h. Other (explain): ____________________________________

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

And The Answer Is. . .

 

>So, a man asks a versitile bottom to put the "v" in

>The V.B. elects to lie on his back, with the man

>on top, facing him. The man says "I can cum like this". The

>V.B. smiles and says "go for it". The man busts over the VB's

>stomach and chest. The VB then says "Ewww - get it off".

>What should have the VB done:

 

As the V.B. elected the position and then responded with "go for it," when advised that the other man could easily orgasm, he should have anticipated this outcome. With this anticipation, the hypothetical response is not merely unprofessional but unlikely.

 

If this hypothetical is based on an actual experience of yours, I would suggest the V.B. needs to consider either a modification of his behavior or a different career path.

[axebahia]

>The man busts over the VB's

>stomach and chest. The VB then says "Ewww - get it off".

>What should have the VB done:

 

Doesn't the answer depend on the color and texture of the cum in question. If it was green and lumpy, or thin and urine-like perhaps the VB's reaction was understandable.

[axebahia]

>The man busts over the VB's

>stomach and chest. The VB then says "Ewww - get it off".

>What should have the VB done:

 

Doesn't the answer depend on the color and texture of the cum in question. If it was green and lumpy, or thin and urine-like perhaps the VB's reaction was understandable.

[Guest DickHo]

Explained that there is no "v" in bottom.

[Doc]

Aren't we suppose to have an answer sheet with little ovals that we can fill in using a number 2 pencil?

 

I think I will fill in the ovals to make a picure of a dick!

[ready182]

I think the best answer is "g".

 

 

Still Ready

[VaHawk]

Really? Flat on back, legs pointing straight up towards the ceiling, top spreads legs apart? Looks like a "v" to me!