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Rick Munroe Grand Master

Rick Munroe

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"I'll give you mind-blowing sex with intense passion (and if that doesn't work, I'll break out my Henny Youngman joke book, my disappearing coin trick, and Buddy the Raunchy Finger Puppet) (the jokes are corny but the fun really begins when Buddy looks for the coin)."

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FrancoDiSantisxxx Grand Master

FrancoDiSantisxxx

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Cold Calling

 

>If anyone ever wanted me to sell myself in one sentence or

>less I wouldn't want them anywhere near me.

 

I like to provide sensual intimacy; that is not possible in one sentence or less of communication. As I indicated in another post, I went through over 400 minutes of prepaid cellular time in D.C. because I think to give a client a quality, memorable experience requires providing recent, realistic pictures, an accurate idea of what they may expect and the knowledge that can only come from a heartfelt discussion of desires, expectations and unmet needs.

 

Even if the client just sought an hour of sweaty man to man action, the answer to the question, "what are you into," at least for me, is "getting men off" and it would be followed with "what can I do for you?" One sentence or less works only if you think of your sex life as an empty gas tank and any old filling station on the road will do. That is not me and that is not what I am interested in providing; it is disatisfying and disrepectfull of the client and of myself.

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btmstudnyc Rising Star

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RE: Stars

 

>>You'll cum so hard...you'll see stars.

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>It's true; I heard from a mutual client that after he fucked

>Jim, he saw Steve & Eydie singing "Send In The Clowns", just

>like it was the Jerry Lewis telethon. :p

 

Well....actually I got it from you RICK....Because everyone I know who has been with you...had CUM so hard....that you had to show them your CELEBRITY DOLL COLLECTION. Do I have to look at the Olsen Twins everytime I cum with you?

 

JIM

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Donnie Proficient

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RE: Cold Calling

 

>I think to give a client a

>quality, memorable experience requires providing recent,

>realistic pictures, an accurate idea of what they may expect

>and the knowledge that can only come from a heartfelt

>discussion of desires, expectations and unmet needs.

 

and the love of hearing one's own voice going on and on and on and ....

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VaHawk Grand Master

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Well as I client, I'm still waiting for that definitive one liner guys. :) So far, no one has come close to LovesYng's motto "when in doubt I whip it out". Now some hot, handsome young man who gave me that knowing look and uttered that line, would have me on my knees in less time than it took to go from the 2nd to the 3rd floors. :)

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FrancoDiSantisxxx Grand Master

FrancoDiSantisxxx

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River Deep

 

>>I think to give a client a

>>quality, memorable experience requires providing recent,

>>realistic pictures, an accurate idea of what they may expect

>>and the knowledge that can only come from a heartfelt

>>discussion of desires, expectations and unmet needs.

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>and the love of hearing one's own voice going on and on

>and on and ....

 

 

The Diagnostic And Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition, defines Male Sexual Syspareunia due to lowered expectations and insufficient self-esteem, with a borderline diagnosis of Paraphilias, which may or not be underlied by a sexually transmitted disease, and which is signified by a non-pathological use of deception, fraud and evasion as objects of stimulus and for sexual excitement.

 

Sometimes the individual masturbates to these heightened ides of self-esteem, in spite of the self-knowledge that they are internally created, but as the individual acts on his urges, his grip on reality loosens to the point where the generally is no ability to engage in any kind of sexual act with another, much less to have any kind of healthy or satisfying relationships.

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ready182 Proficient

ready182

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Hey guys - I wasn't trying for a round of "stump the escort", but

so far your responses have been ??????

 

 

Here are a couple of ideas I came up with:

 

Have you seen my ass? (Rick Munroe???)

Good to the last drop!

Takes a lickin' & keeps on tickin'

It keeps goin' and goin'

Two for Tuesdays

I don't usually bottom, but there is something about YOU ....

Bet you can't eat just once.

Can you pinch an inch?

Nathan's ain't the only place to find a foot-long.

I squeal; you squeal; we all squeal for my deal.

One for the money; two for the show; three to get ready; and four to blow.

Chock full of nuts

You know what you've done wrong, now accept your punishment.

If you pitch the tent, I'll bring the wood.

I'm not gonna pay alot for a muff dive!

... And also I give one hell of a back rub.

Mark spitz - I don't.

I change my lube every 30 days or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first.

Golden on the outside - sweet cream on the inside

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IF he's my type -

 

Standing in front of me, both of us fully clothed, his hands on my ass, his eyes looking down deeply into mine, our faces only a centimeter apart, he whispers,

 

"I'm going to fuck you."

 

That's all I need to know!

:o

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RE: Cold Calling

 

"One sentence or less works only if you think of your sex life as an empty gas tank and any old filling station on the road will do. That is not me and that is not what I am interested in providing; it is disatisfying and disrepectfull of the client and of myself."

 

Oh yeah - hooking up with an escort is about love and romance and long-term commitment - yeah - sure - right.

 

There is nothing wrong with "lust at first sight".

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ready182 Proficient

ready182

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Here are a few more, off the top of my head (pun intended):

 

My cum tastes like NY cheesecake with just a touch of cinnamon.

I will pound you so hard your eyes will squirt.

Some guys can't cum from just a blow job - not my clients, of course.

When I fuck you, be prepared to enter the twilight zone.

Well if it's ok with you, my two hot friends want to join us.

Did you know that my ass muscles are so talented, that they can play the clarinet?

I need to avoid entering into another tax bracket - so I will not be charging you.

If you are not completely satisfied, you must be dead.

Since I know you'll be returning, did you also want to schedule our next appointment now?

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