Reno has a case of the "un"s

[Smurof]

Every single provider I looked up on rent men in northern Nevada's largest city, and there's not a whole lot, but a reasonable amount to choose from, are either uncircumcised or unavailable. This isn't anywhere geographically near Miami or San Juan, so I was rather surprised by this. I briefly lived in Europe as a child, and was relentlessly teased for having a "mutilated" penis by all of the other kids at gym class, so I have a strong preference to be with dicks like me.