Strangest Request From A Client

[+ bashful]

I worked in a grocery store while I was in high school and college. The first job the assign you is to stock the pop aisle. We carried several brands of soda, including Faygo. When I started, it was all in glass bottles. All the lifting was better than hitting the gym.

 

There used to be a cashier at my local Costco who was a muscular guy who made it a point of lifting the heavy items out of the cart, put them on the belt, scan them, then return them to the cart. It was no doubt his workout on work days. Haven't seen him there in a couple of years.

[+ VictorPowers]

My favorite request (Has happened in 2 entirely separate occasions) will always be Football pads. A photographer in Boston took some great shots of me wearing a jock and some football pads. I have literally been asked while traveling if I can wear them. Both times I have responded with “I’m not traveling with my football pads this trip. I am sorry”. ?

[rvwnsd]

Growing up in Motown, I remember Faygo. It’s been a long time, but I recall liking orange soda, and occasionally redpop.

In Chicago we had Canfields. Their fruit flavors were great and who can forget diet chocolate fudge soda? Their cola was pretty dismal.

[Islesguy]

In Chicago we had Canfields. Their fruit flavors were great and who can forget diet chocolate fudge soda? Their cola was pretty dismal.

One of my favorite sodas is a Maine soda called Moxie which has a root beer type flavor and lots of carbonation. You can find it most places in upper New England, but it's a Maine thing. Oddly enough, every Cracker Barrel I have been to on the East Coast has carried it.

[Woofiecmh]

My favorite request (Has happened in 2 entirely separate occasions) will always be Football pads. A photographer in Boston took some great shots of me wearing a jock and some football pads. I have literally been asked while traveling if I can wear them. Both times I have responded with “I’m not traveling with my football pads this trip. I am sorry”. ?

 

Can't say I blame them, WOOF! So did you play in high school? Sadly shirtless in pads is a fantasy, otherwise you'll come out of the skirmish/game with a nicely scuffed up shoulders and chest. Always had to wear a half shirt at least.

[Woofiecmh]

And I love how this thread went from weird request to a discussion of obscure regional sodas. Sorry.

[+ Keith30309]

This idolatry of satanic sodas is heresy and worshipers will burn in hell for a thousand eternities. There is but one true soda and that is Coke.

[+ poolboy48220]

Faygo's Root Beer is very good, and the flavors they have that nobody else seems to have (Red Pop, Rock & Rye) are favorites of mine.

 

Vernors is the quintessential Detroit pop. I don't like it at all, which gets me strange looks from my fellow Detroiters.

[MrMattBig]

Regarding soda: It's Pepsi, Dr pepper, and then ANY orange soda for me.

[+ Pensant]

Growing up in Motown, I remember Faygo. It’s been a long time, but I recall liking orange soda, and occasionally redpop.

Along the soda line, I recall a brand in SE Pennsylvania growing up called A-Treat. They had a sarsaparilla that was quite good.

[+ g56whiz]

I’ve a big belt buckle and boots but I’ll never be a true Texan: can’t stomach Dr Pepper.

[LGatton]

This idolatry of satanic sodas is heresy and worshipers will burn in hell for a thousand eternities. There is but one true soda and that is Coke.

 

"And so did the waitress say to unto Christ 'Is Pepsi okay?', and the Lord said 'No, for Pepsi is the drink of Satan.' He then raised his hands all of the Pepsi was turned to Coke and there was much rejoicing."

[rvwnsd]

This idolatry of satanic sodas is heresy and worshipers will burn in hell for a thousand eternities. There is but one true soda and that is Coke.

My mother and I agreed on most things except for cola. She LOVED Pepsi and I can't drink the stuff. Definite Coke man here.

 

I wonder if any escorts would be up for a re-enactment of the Pepsi Challenge from the 1970s, but this time when I ca tell the difference they force me to breathe in their ripe armpits and choke on their massive cock. Anyone?

[+ VictorPowers]

How about..?

[Mo Mason]

Faygo's Root Beer is very good, and the flavors they have that nobody else seems to have (Red Pop, Rock & Rye) are favorites of mine.

 

Vernors is the quintessential Detroit pop. I don't like it at all, which gets me strange looks from my fellow Detroiters.

 

I hate to continue down this path of soda pop discussion, but I just have to say that Rock & Rye Faygo is one of my favorites. It's like a cross between Cherry-Cola and Cream Soda. So good!

[mike carey]

I wonder if any escorts would be up for a re-enactment of the Pepsi Challenge from the 1970s, but this time when I ca tell the difference they force me to breathe in their ripe armpits and choke on their massive cock. Anyone?

I think you are confusing coke and cock, an easy mistake, I concede.

[Mo Mason]

I have a few specific fantasies that I've always wanted to play out with a provider but have been too embarrassed to request. Reading the detailed requests in this thread makes me feel more comfortable with the idea finally trying it out. It's really an exciting thought.

[+ Keith30309]

I wonder if any escorts would be up for a re-enactment of the Pepsi Challenge from the 1970s, but this time when I ca tell the difference they force me to breathe in their ripe armpits and choke on their massive cock. Anyone?

(It would be virtually the same experience as the Pepsi challenge)

(Sorry)

[+ ButchAtl]

Yeah, this thread as definitely gone to “pop”

[rvwnsd]

(It would be virtually the same experience as the Pepsi challenge)

(Sorry)

You are referring to the gagging, aren't you?

 

Maybe they could spit Pepsi in my mouth while I beg for Coke.

[MikeBiDude]

You are referring to the gagging, aren't you?

 

Maybe they could spit Pepsi in my mouth while I beg for Coke.

Edited February 20, 2020 by Guy Fawkes

[Islesguy]

How about..?

Obviously you missed my post on the previous page where I mentioned Moxie. I love that soda.

[Guest Calix_K]

Well, since you're all sharing I might as well join in.

Got a message from a regular client into ABDL who wanted to meet. The one different thing in his message was his request for me to "eat a lot and dont go #2 before the appointment."

 

While I've been hired by ABDLs in the past, I dont usually partake in messing and am more of a daddy/dom type to them.

 

He wanted me to poop in the bathtub and leave. What got me was his request to let in the person who was waiting outside, once I left. I let him in and went on my way!

 

Not sure what played out once I wiped my ass, washed my hands, got my clothes on and left, but hey, God bless! ? ??

[+ ButchAtl]

mmm...what's the going rate for "pooping and leaving"?

[+ poolboy48220]

Well, since you're all sharing I might as well join in.

Got a message from a regular client into ABDL who wanted to meet. The one different thing in his message was his request for me to "eat a lot and dont go #2 before the appointment."

 

While I've been hired by ABDLs in the past, I dont usually partake in messing and am more of a daddy/dom type to them.

 

He wanted me to poop in the bathtub and leave. What got me was his request to let in the person who was waiting outside, once I left. I let him in and went on my way!

 

Not sure what played out once I wiped my ass, washed my hands, got my clothes on and left, but hey, God bless! ? ??

I had to use acronymfinder.com. ABDL is Adult Baby/Diaper lover?