That's not Santa sucking your toes!

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Unfortunately for this man, there was a creature stirring in his house on Christmas Eve. He woke up to find some dude sucking his toes!

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/manatee-county/florida-man-wakes-up-to-find-burglar-sucking-his-toes-deputies-say/

 

It had to be in Florida, of course. "A Florida man woke up on Christmas Eve to find a burglar sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

When the Bradenton resident asked the stranger what he was doing in his house, the stranger said he “was there to suck toes,” according to an incident report obtained by the Bradenton Herald."

 

https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article238935108.html

 

I must confess that I have fantasized about coming across some beautiful man passed out drunk, and taking the opportunity to lick his armpits. Of course, this is just a crazy fantasy, and I'd never in my life do such a thing....

 

Of course, I read that Shawn Mendes let some older dude sniff his armpits for free. I wonder if any amount of money would convince him to let someone lick his armpits? Or Nick Jonas? I can fantasize....

 

https://www.queerty.com/watch-shawn-mendes-lets-daddy-sniff-pits-20180411

 

"Who is this man, and why is he all up in Shawn Mendes’ pits?

 

These are the pressing questions of the hour, as a video clip of the brief encounter gets watched and rewatched around the world.

 

The who is Swedish television presenter Martin Björk, but the why is anyone’s game."

 

Related: Shawn Mendes was caught stripping backstage, and Twitter’s freaking out

 

But the setup is simple enough: “Can I smell your armpit?” asks the silver fox.

 

“Sure, go for it,” replies an entirely unbothered Mendes."

Edited January 25, 2020 by Unicorn

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Whose armpits do you like better? Shawn's or Nick's?

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