Funny ad descriptions

[+ DickyF]

What you do when the boss is off!

I was perusing Leonos, the Argentinian site, and saw these funny descriptions- I suspect translators were used. Trying to think what some of them meant!

 

-willing to fulfill your fantasies, your morbid

-escort of good level and treatment

-Don't be ashamed to consult me.

-Sports massage, on a stretcher, with cream.

-I offer wave boyfriend service with pampering, kisses and caresses, a lot of flannel and massages

-I am not glad to meet women

-morbid muscular man.

-with good vibes and very flannel.

[AceHardware]

mmmm...flannel

 

I'd like to know what "morbid" comes from in Spanish; I've seen it on profiles for cam hosts. I also see "I am very complacent," which seems to translate from "easygoing," but of course sounds like "dull" in English.

[+ DickyF]

mmmm...flannel

 

I'd like to know what "morbid" comes from in Spanish; I've seen it on profiles for cam hosts. I also see "I am very complacent," which seems to translate from "easygoing," but of course sounds like "dull" in English.

I believe it’s morboso

Edited November 22, 2019 by DickyF

[+ DickyF]

From what I’ve researched, “morboso” is Spanish slang for sexy.

Several translated ads include “flannel” - I cannot figure that one.