Ed Sheeran wants to remake Lady Marmalade with all male singers...

[LoveNDino]

Dear Ed Sheeran, PLEASE NO

BuzzFeed Staff

 

Well, it's over.

In today's "everything is tainted, gargoyles, psychics, FIND ME A CHURCH" news: Ed Sheeran has revealed he wants to ruin one of pop culture's most important moments.

 

It's this:

Yes, Ed Sheeran wants to make a male "Lady Marmalade" with Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars.

He told Charlamagne Tha God: “This project (his new collaborations album) actually started with one idea I had which was – you remember 'Lady Marmalade' right? This is such a silly idea – I had an idea of doing that, like you could get Bruno, Bieber and me on a record, how fun would that be?"

 

How FUN would that be?!

HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE?!

 

In conclusion, some things are sacred and those things are the Mya, Lil Kim, Pink, and Christina version of "Lady Marmalade" so let's keep it that way.

And for those in the comments, just let me have this ONE THING PLEASE.

 

Correction: I called the 2001 "Lady Marmalade" the "original version" but meant the "original" collaboration version. That was a mistake of words and a crime against Patti LaBelle. Sorry.

[samhexum]

I'm sure a new version would be just as annoying as the old ones. When Patti sang Creole Lady Marmalade I'd mentally change it to Frito Lay & Marmalade...

[+ WilliamM]

I'm sure a new version would be just as annoying as the old ones. When Patti sang Creole Lady Marmalade I'd mentally change it to Frito Lay & Marmalade...

 

Maybe not.