The NYC Unicorn

[RubMyThighs]

NYC has gotten so pricey that when I’m here I feel like I have to weigh potential masseurs’ pros and cons more intensely: He has great arms...but is he certified? The forum says he’ll give an HE...but is it just pro forma at the end with no sensual buildup along the way?

 

My criteria:

1. Strong, sexy biceps and chest

2. Trained, maybe even certified, but I’m wary of “I’ve developed my own technique” or “I studied on a masseur”

3. Friendly and kind

4. Sensual buildup throughout, with mutual touch, leading to an explosive finish

5. Incall at a clean, nice place in Manhattan

 

Turnoffs:

1. Bizarre facial hair - a scruffy beard is fine but nothing too Game of Thrones please: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/34522/

2. Neck tattoos - I like an artful sleeve but some of these guys have used their bodies as a canvas for a mishmosh of bad art. I mean: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/30078/

 

I’m open on race and height (in fact, I often fancy shorter guys).

 

Here’s who’s enticing me:

 

Saul - no one on the forum has commented on him yet https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28019/

 

Troy - great smile and arms but, as discussed in other threads, he looks haggard in some of those pics

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/24396/

 

Luka - now THOSE are arms! https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14292/

 

Scott looks sweet and perhaps stuck in the 90s, but the 90s had arms - https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/178/

 

Ty - 180 bucks?! But what a cutie https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/31361/

 

Stiles - seems therapeutic only but I might not mind https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/15145/

 

Jay is sexy but also looking a little old and tired in one pic (not that I don’t look old and tired lately too but no one’s paying me to touch them...) https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/35479/

 

Anthony I saw last year - great massage, sexy body and tattoo but limited MT and HE https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/34864/

 

Dixon - what a smile! And that chest... https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6842/

 

All feedback and suggestions welcome. Thanks.

[MartyB]

NYC has gotten so pricey that when I’m here I feel like I have to weigh potential masseurs’ pros and cons more intensely: He has great arms...but is he certified? The forum says he’ll give an HE...but is it just pro forma at the end with no sensual buildup along the way?

 

My criteria:

1. Strong, sexy biceps and chest

2. Trained, maybe even certified, but I’m wary of “I’ve developed my own technique” or “I studied on a masseur”

3. Friendly and kind

4. Sensual buildup throughout, with mutual touch, leading to an explosive finish

5. Incall at a clean, nice place in Manhattan

 

Turnoffs:

1. Bizarre facial hair - a scruffy beard is fine but nothing too Game of Thrones please: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/34522/

2. Neck tattoos - I like an artful sleeve but some of these guys have used their bodies as a canvas for a mishmosh of bad art. I mean: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/30078/

 

I’m open on race and height (in fact, I often fancy shorter guys).

 

Here’s who’s enticing me:

 

Saul - no one on the forum has commented on him yet https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28019/

 

Troy - great smile and arms but, as discussed in other threads, he looks haggard in some of those pics

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/24396/

 

Luka - now THOSE are arms! https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14292/

 

Scott looks sweet and perhaps stuck in the 90s, but the 90s had arms - https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/178/

 

Ty - 180 bucks?! But what a cutie https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/31361/

 

Stiles - seems therapeutic only but I might not mind https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/15145/

 

Jay is sexy but also looking a little old and tired in one pic (not that I don’t look old and tired lately too but no one’s paying me to touch them...) https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/35479/

 

Anthony I saw last year - great massage, sexy body and tattoo but limited MT and HE https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/34864/

 

Dixon - what a smile! And that chest... https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6842/

 

All feedback and suggestions welcome. Thanks.

Dixon for the ones listed here I've been with and he will match up very well . He's awesome.

[Capitano]

Luka is a good looking guy. That's the only positive I can think of, everything else is either bad or downright awful, especially his "people skills." To the point that I wouldn't use a coupon for a free massage if it landed in my lap through some kind of miracle. Sorry to sugarcoat things, please don't ask me how I really feel :-)

[+ EVdude]

Ty is a cutie in the pics, but surprised he made your list... kinda scrawny compared to others. I guess the question is whether or not he had masssge skills;

 

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/ty-in-nyc.137725/

 

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/ty-mitchell.122754/

[xclusiveryder]

Ty’s ad lists $180 for a massage. he’s a short guy whose pictures are heavily retouched especially at the face. he’s also done power btm porn for a small studios. personally wouldn’t pay 180 for ty who isn’t a masseur by training and is hustling off the ‘fame’ that’s gone to his head lol

Edited July 7, 2018 by xclusiveryder

[RubMyThighs]

I took @MartyB’s advice and hired Dixon. Wow. It felt less promising at the start because his set-up leaves something to be desired - the room is barely large enough for him to maneuver and the table is set with scruffy towels instead of sheets. But all that was forgotten quickly. Thank you, @MartyB

[Jim_n_NYC]

Ty’s ad lists $180 for a massage. he’s a short guy whose pictures are heavily retouched especially at the face. he’s also done power btm porn for a small studios. personally wouldn’t pay 180 for ty who isn’t a masseuse by training and is hustling off the ‘fame’ that’s gone to his head lol

Ty's a woman???

[MartyB]

I took @MartyB’s advice and hired Dixon. Wow. It felt less promising at the start because his set-up leaves something to be desired - the room is barely large enough for him to maneuver and the table is set with scruffy towels instead of sheets. But all that was forgotten quickly. Thank you, @MartyB

Thanks for saving my reputation babe. Xoxo

[xclusiveryder]

Ty's a woman???

It slipped out because more I’ve seen that queen in drag too many times

[muskschu]

Anthony and Stiles are the most technically skilled. I love going to them both.

[TopVolt]

Luka is a good looking guy. That's the only positive I can think of, everything else is either bad or downright awful, especially his "people skills." To the point that I wouldn't use a coupon for a free massage if it landed in my lap through some kind of miracle. Sorry to sugarcoat things, please don't ask me how I really feel

 

Totally agreed !